Sally Sultzman
@sallysultzman.bsky.social
The One In The Hat. Published by Cast of Wonders, Sley House & more. Owner of Sarah STETS Editorial Services. YA pen name of Sarah M. Anderson. Owner of large tea mugs, loud beagles, too much yarn (never!) she/her
www.sallysultzman.com
www.sallysultzman.com
Over and Over and OVER AGAIN I have no one to blame but myself!
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Over and Over and OVER AGAIN I have no one to blame but myself!
GOLD STAR! I loved it!
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
GOLD STAR! I loved it!
YAH!!! Plus a kitten!
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
YAH!!! Plus a kitten!
They very seriously do!!
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
They very seriously do!!
I wound up doing my annual donation to my local food bank but! YOU REMINDED ME TO PULL THE TRIGGER so great job, Kelly! Gold star!!! You're awesome and I adore you!
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I wound up doing my annual donation to my local food bank but! YOU REMINDED ME TO PULL THE TRIGGER so great job, Kelly! Gold star!!! You're awesome and I adore you!
No, it makes sense! I just wish I'd thought of it because then the joke would've been funnier!
A deep, close...anal...
ANALYSIS! ANALYSIS! What did you think I was talking about?!?!
Missed opportunity, that!
A deep, close...anal...
ANALYSIS! ANALYSIS! What did you think I was talking about?!?!
Missed opportunity, that!
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
No, it makes sense! I just wish I'd thought of it because then the joke would've been funnier!
A deep, close...anal...
ANALYSIS! ANALYSIS! What did you think I was talking about?!?!
Missed opportunity, that!
A deep, close...anal...
ANALYSIS! ANALYSIS! What did you think I was talking about?!?!
Missed opportunity, that!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
Above and beyond, yanno, a career in publishing!
It is a lot of fun to just suddenly bust it out and scare the children and neighbors tho, because like, no one really expects that level of sudden, deep, *close*...
reading! reading! what did you think I was gonna say?
It is a lot of fun to just suddenly bust it out and scare the children and neighbors tho, because like, no one really expects that level of sudden, deep, *close*...
reading! reading! what did you think I was gonna say?
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Above and beyond, yanno, a career in publishing!
It is a lot of fun to just suddenly bust it out and scare the children and neighbors tho, because like, no one really expects that level of sudden, deep, *close*...
reading! reading! what did you think I was gonna say?
It is a lot of fun to just suddenly bust it out and scare the children and neighbors tho, because like, no one really expects that level of sudden, deep, *close*...
reading! reading! what did you think I was gonna say?
My little English Major heart just grew three whole sizes reading this!
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My little English Major heart just grew three whole sizes reading this!
On the bright side, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU for getting a whole 500 words in and already knowing to scrap it, as opposed to, say, pushing through 100 pages and then dying a painful, chuck it all death. What a relief, right? WHEW! GOLD STAR for listening to your gut!!!
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
On the bright side, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU for getting a whole 500 words in and already knowing to scrap it, as opposed to, say, pushing through 100 pages and then dying a painful, chuck it all death. What a relief, right? WHEW! GOLD STAR for listening to your gut!!!
Why, you can practically see your house from there! Safe travels!!
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Why, you can practically see your house from there! Safe travels!!
I hereby award you a Gold Star for taking your meds! And another for doing the contact thing!
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I hereby award you a Gold Star for taking your meds! And another for doing the contact thing!
The Kid is in college now, but I read in his classrooms for 6 years and once, a few years after I stopped, I had a kid tell me that I was always the best part of his week and he was always happy to be in class with my Kid because of the stories (and the silly voices).
Read to your kids, folks!
Read to your kids, folks!
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The Kid is in college now, but I read in his classrooms for 6 years and once, a few years after I stopped, I had a kid tell me that I was always the best part of his week and he was always happy to be in class with my Kid because of the stories (and the silly voices).
Read to your kids, folks!
Read to your kids, folks!
Oh yeah, back when you had to do everything by hand!! Gosh, I remember those days!!
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Oh yeah, back when you had to do everything by hand!! Gosh, I remember those days!!
I was one of 4 people in photography club in high school in the early 90s, where we still had a darkroom! And I used it!!! Like, does ANYONE still have a darkroom??
*iz so old*
*iz so old*
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I was one of 4 people in photography club in high school in the early 90s, where we still had a darkroom! And I used it!!! Like, does ANYONE still have a darkroom??
*iz so old*
*iz so old*
It was a VERY American war. No one said it wasn't!!
*stares in Bush*
*stares in Bush*
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It was a VERY American war. No one said it wasn't!!
*stares in Bush*
*stares in Bush*
Not gonna lie, it's a big reason why I answer the phone in French.
Which is not that good.
Basically, I'm doing Miss Piggy and I'm doing her proud!!
Which is not that good.
Basically, I'm doing Miss Piggy and I'm doing her proud!!
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Not gonna lie, it's a big reason why I answer the phone in French.
Which is not that good.
Basically, I'm doing Miss Piggy and I'm doing her proud!!
Which is not that good.
Basically, I'm doing Miss Piggy and I'm doing her proud!!
That was her brand of feminism--Dolly Madison was going to be remembered, by God! She was a brave, fearless, proud First Lady! One of the Best! REMEMBER HER NAME!!!!!
Because in the 60s? Not too many people did!
Because in the 60s? Not too many people did!
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
That was her brand of feminism--Dolly Madison was going to be remembered, by God! She was a brave, fearless, proud First Lady! One of the Best! REMEMBER HER NAME!!!!!
Because in the 60s? Not too many people did!
Because in the 60s? Not too many people did!