I Don’t Even Know a Samantha ❄️
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Samantha Britton- TA (specializing in Disney & Universal); Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride fan account; car-free in ATL 🚊 🚌 ; some urbanism, lit & art miscellany
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“Any TA knows that the Premier Pass at Animal Kingdom a shameful rip-off.
If no one within earshot of Josh D’Amaro is willing to say that, then I expect you will find someone who’s enough of a fool or enough of a coward to buy it. But it was never going to be me.”
“Any TA knows that the Premier Pass at Animal Kingdom a shameful rip-off.
If no one within earshot of Josh D’Amaro is willing to say that, then I expect you will find someone who’s enough of a fool or enough of a coward to buy it. But it was never going to be me.”
Together, we can find new, innovative ways to string Christmas lights on vegetables.
Only then, will we be truly living with land.
Only then, will we be truly living with land.
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Together, we can find new, innovative ways to string Christmas lights on vegetables.
Only then, will we be truly living with land.
Only then, will we be truly living with land.
When your group is Travel Agents who specialize in Lightning Lanes
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
When your group is Travel Agents who specialize in Lightning Lanes
One cold brew at 9:40 PM —>
One last ride on TRON at 11:45 PM —>
Going to bed at 2:00 AM and then having to get up for a Disney Treasure tour at 6:30 AM
I go *so* hard in the most meaningless ways imaginable, it’s an art
One last ride on TRON at 11:45 PM —>
Going to bed at 2:00 AM and then having to get up for a Disney Treasure tour at 6:30 AM
I go *so* hard in the most meaningless ways imaginable, it’s an art
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
One cold brew at 9:40 PM —>
One last ride on TRON at 11:45 PM —>
Going to bed at 2:00 AM and then having to get up for a Disney Treasure tour at 6:30 AM
I go *so* hard in the most meaningless ways imaginable, it’s an art
One last ride on TRON at 11:45 PM —>
Going to bed at 2:00 AM and then having to get up for a Disney Treasure tour at 6:30 AM
I go *so* hard in the most meaningless ways imaginable, it’s an art
A+ cast member patter-
as they deposit us into the Single Rider line of Rise of the Resistance, and we speed past all the families waiting:
“These are our solo spies, everyone. They are choosing efficiency over friends, family, and loved ones.”
as they deposit us into the Single Rider line of Rise of the Resistance, and we speed past all the families waiting:
“These are our solo spies, everyone. They are choosing efficiency over friends, family, and loved ones.”
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
A+ cast member patter-
as they deposit us into the Single Rider line of Rise of the Resistance, and we speed past all the families waiting:
“These are our solo spies, everyone. They are choosing efficiency over friends, family, and loved ones.”
as they deposit us into the Single Rider line of Rise of the Resistance, and we speed past all the families waiting:
“These are our solo spies, everyone. They are choosing efficiency over friends, family, and loved ones.”
Once more, for old time’s sake:
“Should we ride DINOSAUR?”
“Eh.”
“Should we ride DINOSAUR?”
“Eh.”
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Once more, for old time’s sake:
“Should we ride DINOSAUR?”
“Eh.”
“Should we ride DINOSAUR?”
“Eh.”
Hey nerds- Christmas is coming!
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hey nerds- Christmas is coming!
Atlanta Ballet went to bat to keep their MARTA bus stop
Seeing they “fixed” it- with an every 60 min route
It’s a joke. We have gone from no train transfers with a 40 min service to requiring a train transfer and 60 min service.
I have no words for how exhausted I am for this process.
Seeing they “fixed” it- with an every 60 min route
It’s a joke. We have gone from no train transfers with a 40 min service to requiring a train transfer and 60 min service.
I have no words for how exhausted I am for this process.
May 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Atlanta Ballet went to bat to keep their MARTA bus stop
Seeing they “fixed” it- with an every 60 min route
It’s a joke. We have gone from no train transfers with a 40 min service to requiring a train transfer and 60 min service.
I have no words for how exhausted I am for this process.
Seeing they “fixed” it- with an every 60 min route
It’s a joke. We have gone from no train transfers with a 40 min service to requiring a train transfer and 60 min service.
I have no words for how exhausted I am for this process.
A prospective client called saying they needed a WDW planned for this coming Sat. - Weds.
I asked about budget, they said “we just don’t want to spend a million dollars” a few times.
PSA- this is not a helpful parameter ($3.3k was too much)
I asked about budget, they said “we just don’t want to spend a million dollars” a few times.
PSA- this is not a helpful parameter ($3.3k was too much)
April 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
A prospective client called saying they needed a WDW planned for this coming Sat. - Weds.
I asked about budget, they said “we just don’t want to spend a million dollars” a few times.
PSA- this is not a helpful parameter ($3.3k was too much)
I asked about budget, they said “we just don’t want to spend a million dollars” a few times.
PSA- this is not a helpful parameter ($3.3k was too much)
Sometimes I fall behind and I really need to be productive
But when I open my work laptop and cue up Girl Talk All Day you know things are absolutely desperate
But when I open my work laptop and cue up Girl Talk All Day you know things are absolutely desperate
April 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Sometimes I fall behind and I really need to be productive
But when I open my work laptop and cue up Girl Talk All Day you know things are absolutely desperate
But when I open my work laptop and cue up Girl Talk All Day you know things are absolutely desperate
For me, the crisis of personality that comes with parenthood is that as long as they’re <7 yo or so, you do not feel like a human being until they are asleep
My day begins at 9:15 PM
A time at which almost nothing *worth doing* - reading, hobbies, non-urgent work - has the ability to keep me awake
My day begins at 9:15 PM
A time at which almost nothing *worth doing* - reading, hobbies, non-urgent work - has the ability to keep me awake
April 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
For me, the crisis of personality that comes with parenthood is that as long as they’re <7 yo or so, you do not feel like a human being until they are asleep
My day begins at 9:15 PM
A time at which almost nothing *worth doing* - reading, hobbies, non-urgent work - has the ability to keep me awake
My day begins at 9:15 PM
A time at which almost nothing *worth doing* - reading, hobbies, non-urgent work - has the ability to keep me awake
Reposted by I Don’t Even Know a Samantha ❄️
This bird has buried 7 wealthy husbands who all died under mysterious circumstances.
April 8, 2025 at 10:10 AM
This bird has buried 7 wealthy husbands who all died under mysterious circumstances.
“I just feel so numb and powerless. What can we even do in the face of so much pain?”
“OK, *fine* you can have both water parks at the same time, damn.”
“OK, *fine* you can have both water parks at the same time, damn.”
Somewhere in Disney Parks & Operations:
“2025 really blows.”
“We could leave both of the water parks open this year?”
“Hell no.”
“2025 really blows.”
“We could leave both of the water parks open this year?”
“Hell no.”
April 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“I just feel so numb and powerless. What can we even do in the face of so much pain?”
“OK, *fine* you can have both water parks at the same time, damn.”
“OK, *fine* you can have both water parks at the same time, damn.”
“If I could go back in time I’d tell younger me it’ll all be ok”
Hell no- younger me wasn’t ready to know about all this
I just said “babe, I’ve got a crazy idea” and it was “let’s start putting our Yeti mugs in the dishwasher”
Hell no- younger me wasn’t ready to know about all this
I just said “babe, I’ve got a crazy idea” and it was “let’s start putting our Yeti mugs in the dishwasher”
March 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
“If I could go back in time I’d tell younger me it’ll all be ok”
Hell no- younger me wasn’t ready to know about all this
I just said “babe, I’ve got a crazy idea” and it was “let’s start putting our Yeti mugs in the dishwasher”
Hell no- younger me wasn’t ready to know about all this
I just said “babe, I’ve got a crazy idea” and it was “let’s start putting our Yeti mugs in the dishwasher”
Sometimes your 4 yo is just making random things out of Lego
And sometimes he lines them up and goes “this one is Five Points, then CNN Center, Vine City, Ashby, then West Lake, and H E Holmes”
“Now I’ve got to do Georgia State. It has its own spoiler”
MARTA’s got a fan base, after all
And sometimes he lines them up and goes “this one is Five Points, then CNN Center, Vine City, Ashby, then West Lake, and H E Holmes”
“Now I’ve got to do Georgia State. It has its own spoiler”
MARTA’s got a fan base, after all
March 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sometimes your 4 yo is just making random things out of Lego
And sometimes he lines them up and goes “this one is Five Points, then CNN Center, Vine City, Ashby, then West Lake, and H E Holmes”
“Now I’ve got to do Georgia State. It has its own spoiler”
MARTA’s got a fan base, after all
And sometimes he lines them up and goes “this one is Five Points, then CNN Center, Vine City, Ashby, then West Lake, and H E Holmes”
“Now I’ve got to do Georgia State. It has its own spoiler”
MARTA’s got a fan base, after all
I gotta admit, I’m kind of angry at Red Bull for cutting Yuki’s vengeance arc so short
March 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I gotta admit, I’m kind of angry at Red Bull for cutting Yuki’s vengeance arc so short
In this new world of AI we’ve gone from the old hell of wondering whether or not the recipient *read* your email
to the fresh hell of wondering whether or not the *sender* read their email
to the fresh hell of wondering whether or not the *sender* read their email
March 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
In this new world of AI we’ve gone from the old hell of wondering whether or not the recipient *read* your email
to the fresh hell of wondering whether or not the *sender* read their email
to the fresh hell of wondering whether or not the *sender* read their email
I need approval like I need air to live
But I think I would want Nathalie Stutzmann’s approval the *most*
Look at this woman, my god 😂 💗
But I think I would want Nathalie Stutzmann’s approval the *most*
Look at this woman, my god 😂 💗
March 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I need approval like I need air to live
But I think I would want Nathalie Stutzmann’s approval the *most*
Look at this woman, my god 😂 💗
But I think I would want Nathalie Stutzmann’s approval the *most*
Look at this woman, my god 😂 💗
I’ve got a family of 4 staying onsite at Walt Disney World for 5 nights in June, with 4 days of park tickets (using today’s promos and a strategic 1-Day MK ticket for the adults) for $2572.
The client replied to my email announcing their $961 savings saying they were confused.
The client replied to my email announcing their $961 savings saying they were confused.
March 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I’ve got a family of 4 staying onsite at Walt Disney World for 5 nights in June, with 4 days of park tickets (using today’s promos and a strategic 1-Day MK ticket for the adults) for $2572.
The client replied to my email announcing their $961 savings saying they were confused.
The client replied to my email announcing their $961 savings saying they were confused.
Thinking about today’s episode of The Daily-
it’s so, so damaging for our democracy that our collective hunger for honest reflection on what happened during COVID- l the interventions, their efficacy & costs, and the decision-making & communication around them- cleaves exactly along political lines
it’s so, so damaging for our democracy that our collective hunger for honest reflection on what happened during COVID- l the interventions, their efficacy & costs, and the decision-making & communication around them- cleaves exactly along political lines
March 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Thinking about today’s episode of The Daily-
it’s so, so damaging for our democracy that our collective hunger for honest reflection on what happened during COVID- l the interventions, their efficacy & costs, and the decision-making & communication around them- cleaves exactly along political lines
it’s so, so damaging for our democracy that our collective hunger for honest reflection on what happened during COVID- l the interventions, their efficacy & costs, and the decision-making & communication around them- cleaves exactly along political lines
Just had the unfortunate discovery that conference tickets have to book Lightning Lanes day by day, not for the length of their ticket
Tiana’s, Seven Dwarves, and TRON already sold out, too
I really can’t take on anymore off-site clients, this is such a PITA
Tiana’s, Seven Dwarves, and TRON already sold out, too
I really can’t take on anymore off-site clients, this is such a PITA
March 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Just had the unfortunate discovery that conference tickets have to book Lightning Lanes day by day, not for the length of their ticket
Tiana’s, Seven Dwarves, and TRON already sold out, too
I really can’t take on anymore off-site clients, this is such a PITA
Tiana’s, Seven Dwarves, and TRON already sold out, too
I really can’t take on anymore off-site clients, this is such a PITA
Transit nerds- my 4 yo noticed there are railroad ties on the MARTA tracks outside, but not in the stations or over bridges. He wants to know why and I have no idea. Help?
March 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Transit nerds- my 4 yo noticed there are railroad ties on the MARTA tracks outside, but not in the stations or over bridges. He wants to know why and I have no idea. Help?
When he walked out on his family, he said he was going out for a pack of cigarettes but he was actually going out for heroism and lore.
March 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
When he walked out on his family, he said he was going out for a pack of cigarettes but he was actually going out for heroism and lore.
I’ve got to hand it to MARTA, this is a very creative way to get a lot of collateral printed on short notice when you realize you forgot to poll the people who actually currently use your buses.
March 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I’ve got to hand it to MARTA, this is a very creative way to get a lot of collateral printed on short notice when you realize you forgot to poll the people who actually currently use your buses.
Anybody who wants to gush and share spoilers for Monsters Unchained (I won’t share, *I’m* not the monster here) shoot me a DM
I am so, so curious and I love spoilers
I am so, so curious and I love spoilers
March 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Anybody who wants to gush and share spoilers for Monsters Unchained (I won’t share, *I’m* not the monster here) shoot me a DM
I am so, so curious and I love spoilers
I am so, so curious and I love spoilers
I want there to be a kids’ clothing company where the vibe is “Noel Fielding would get his clothes here”
March 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I want there to be a kids’ clothing company where the vibe is “Noel Fielding would get his clothes here”