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Samer Khudairi on the often contentious topic of menu modifications. He talks to multiple chefs discussing the pros and cons of accepting dish alterations from customers, and even staff.

Words by Samer Khudairi
Illustration by Helen Anne Smith

www.burumcollective.com/posts/mods
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Oktoberfast fashion is crazy work
meme. screenshot of shitty lederhosen on shein. copy says "THE OFFICIAL LEDERHOSEN OF GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE PARKING LOT 
BIERGARTEN FOR REPEATEDLY DROPPING ZYNS 
IN THE URINALS AND CALLING YOUR SERVER A 
BEER WENCH
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Three points coming back to Maine. See you Saturday, Portland 🫶
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Gnawing on ruffage with herbivores you can’t even name
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UTFH❣️❣️❣️
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it always rains on my days off
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Cookies and muffins done but my manager wants me to redo the cookies…bummer
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July 5th:
up at 3am
work at 4am
make 100 muffins
42 cookies
bake 1500 bagels
go to second job at 2pm
til 10pm
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wish me luck
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Always the poet
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lovely @burumcollective.bsky.social care package to kick off a great day!!!
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You know a hot dog crawl hate to see me coming
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I nailed the bake this morning tho!
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things that made me feel like this today🤨:
-when the cool former coworker i replaced comes in and is all chummy with everyone (is there a word for this?)
-couples that work out together that are just a bit too gross
...
there will be more i am certain
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𝒹𝑒𝓈𝓅𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓂𝓎 𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝒾 𝒶𝓂 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒶 𝓇𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝓃 𝒶 𝒸𝒶𝑔𝑒
Photo of me in softball dugout through fence
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We did it folks
Reds Dairy Freeze Kaluha and Chocolate swirl with Chocolate Sprinkles
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Excited to get this in the mail soon…
Excellent pieces and curation by the @burumcollective.bsky.social team!
Quote taken from Rachel Hendry’s piece in “The Usual” by Burum Collective. It reads: “And, lastly, a reminder for all the desparate men out there: The waitress doesn’t fancy you and she doesn’t want you viewing her instagram stories, she’s just trying to do her job and she’s doing it well, leave her to it.” Cover of the Burum Collective’s ‘zine: “The Usual”
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who’s feeding ya?
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no i didn’t get to protest sorry, i had to bake your bagels and plate your cakes
cake
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sometimes creative output is survival not spectacle
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Whatever you do, don’t sit down and let yourselves get arrested.
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yeeeerika.bsky.social
'i love your art' thanks! you should see the inside of my mind