rowan sexamungus
@samschlong.bsky.social
phone longer than my dick they call me samschlong 🏳️⚧️
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stevie dinner is like woke ariel pink
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
stevie dinner is like woke ariel pink
i had a dream i met stavros halkias in a college classroom and he was doing huge lines of cocaine off his arms
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
i had a dream i met stavros halkias in a college classroom and he was doing huge lines of cocaine off his arms
when i make a hawk tuah joke my eyes roll back a little and i can feel my body go tingly and relax
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
when i make a hawk tuah joke my eyes roll back a little and i can feel my body go tingly and relax
"how much i feel" by ambrosia on a microtonal keyboard would be so fucking good. do you see my vision
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"how much i feel" by ambrosia on a microtonal keyboard would be so fucking good. do you see my vision
im over giving thanks on my shit rn i got turkey on my plate right now im just giving thanks im thankful as fuck man i love my friends man like
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
im over giving thanks on my shit rn i got turkey on my plate right now im just giving thanks im thankful as fuck man i love my friends man like
just realized im going to be spending thanksgiving like a monk completely alone and sober (after i work half the day)
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
just realized im going to be spending thanksgiving like a monk completely alone and sober (after i work half the day)
my skull in nylon, my throat like pipe bomb
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
my skull in nylon, my throat like pipe bomb
every past iteration
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
every past iteration
LIFE OR DEATH FOR BERRY BOY?
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
LIFE OR DEATH FOR BERRY BOY?
you googoo things. i gwok them. we awe not the same
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
you googoo things. i gwok them. we awe not the same
have any of you even considered chinese mr beast
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
have any of you even considered chinese mr beast
entering this arc
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
entering this arc
i had the best cig of my life the other night but instead of desperately chasing it, i will let go and only think of it on quiet nights of longing
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i had the best cig of my life the other night but instead of desperately chasing it, i will let go and only think of it on quiet nights of longing
they call me the soft spot pusher i just cant help myself
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
they call me the soft spot pusher i just cant help myself
ill go crazy on a babys soft spot
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
ill go crazy on a babys soft spot
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Reposted by rowan sexamungus
sometimes i feel like you guys don't understand my dogshit nonsensical vision
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
sometimes i feel like you guys don't understand my dogshit nonsensical vision
asking for a charlie kirk burger and the cashier goes "counting or not counting fry and drink"
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
asking for a charlie kirk burger and the cashier goes "counting or not counting fry and drink"
back 2 my roots
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
back 2 my roots
i will live with such vigor that the wind behind my sail fills yours too
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i will live with such vigor that the wind behind my sail fills yours too
