Toronto?

West of DNT is Narnia to me

I’m gonna sing that all day now

It’s not real Dallas unless it’s inside John Neely Bryan’s cabin

What if Earth is a suburb?

When I lived in North Dallas and would tell people that, “0h! Like Frisco?!” No not at all. North Dallas is an actual place.

Stringer Things: Before the Towers

Elite youth soccer club

But their great uncle who was really more of a grandfather if you think about was a Dallas Texans fan meaning that he had once mentioned them which was strange because he wasn’t really a sports fan…what were we talking about?

That’s a solid effing plate

Can I meet the guy first or am I agreeing to just anyone?

Also, somehow didn’t get a turkey pan or enough ice. This time @ashholesmith.bsky.social went back because I’m not going back there, man.

Unless that’s a study on how Z doesn’t drink then it’s stoopy

I’m gonna be disappointed if you’re not wearing this the next time we eat food together