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Sam Thielman | Graphic novels at NYT Book Review, seen NYer, Flaming Hydra, foreverwars.ghost.io | he/him | DC COMICS: THE STORY OF A UNIVERSE w/Sean Howe forthcoming | “The heart can’t keep double accounts, and its books must eventually be balanced.”
This morning I got a firsthand look at Life on the street, and it was messy
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This morning I got a firsthand look at Life on the street, and it was messy
I’ve said this before and will say it again
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I’ve said this before and will say it again
Organizing my collection and found the rare Alan Moore work that hasn’t been made into a terrible movie against his wishes
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Organizing my collection and found the rare Alan Moore work that hasn’t been made into a terrible movie against his wishes
when your ears are cold and you will exchange loud purring for body heat
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
when your ears are cold and you will exchange loud purring for body heat
Is this the face of a liar
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Is this the face of a liar
hello, I am a human baby
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
hello, I am a human baby
I am sorry for bringing this imbecile's ravings to your attention but I just think this is perfect. Rufo has no idea that private companies take their goods to market on roads and waterways and airports maintained by taxes. it has never occurred to him that the united states prints money
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I am sorry for bringing this imbecile's ravings to your attention but I just think this is perfect. Rufo has no idea that private companies take their goods to market on roads and waterways and airports maintained by taxes. it has never occurred to him that the united states prints money
(Here’s the sketch)
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
(Here’s the sketch)
really nailed that briefing Mr President sir
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
really nailed that briefing Mr President sir
I was in the bathroom while the other boy was doing war crimes
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I was in the bathroom while the other boy was doing war crimes
for those of you having difficulty, here is what they call A Clue
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
for those of you having difficulty, here is what they call A Clue
When chin scratching is permissible
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
When chin scratching is permissible
cat break. my great-grandmother knitted this afghan for me, and my cat approves of it.
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
cat break. my great-grandmother knitted this afghan for me, and my cat approves of it.
when you have had it with these iconoclastic snakes on this consecrated plane
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
when you have had it with these iconoclastic snakes on this consecrated plane
you ever read something so dumb it’s not even wrong, it just describes a world so distant from our own that there might as well be elves and dragons involved
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
you ever read something so dumb it’s not even wrong, it just describes a world so distant from our own that there might as well be elves and dragons involved
well I’ve been fed and my box is clean and everybody else is asleep, I guess it’s time to scamper from room to room knocking shit over and screaming
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
well I’ve been fed and my box is clean and everybody else is asleep, I guess it’s time to scamper from room to room knocking shit over and screaming
Good times at the Brooklyn Botanic Gardens this evening
November 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Good times at the Brooklyn Botanic Gardens this evening
Happy Thanksgiving from this profoundly ungrateful creature
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from this profoundly ungrateful creature
God bless us, every one.
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
God bless us, every one.