He's absolutely going to cause a scene at the world cup final.

#BigGameHunter

I can get you a step ladder if it'll stop you reaching so tortuously.

Switzerland's neutral and still has a wing of fast jets to defend its airspace - this is basic stuff that any self respecting nation does.

Irrelevance is only a viable defence strategy until it isn't m80

Controls the volume of the "boing" when it's done.

Uzbekistan keep Tamerlane's eyebrows in the national museum out of veneration for his administrative flair and enlightened governance I'm sure.

Hard tack clack clack