I’m gonna be flying out to visit my kiddo and my parents here soon, and the savings on this one visit’s car rental *alone* is paying for the Costco membership multiple times over, and since I fly out there twice a year, absolutely worth it 🫶

Oh, new one I just learned in the past week or so: if you have a Costco membership, you can get discounts on hotels and car rentals (and the car rentals are about half price of what I can find anywhere else 👀)

I honestly found it in the local CVS for something like $7 and that tube has lasted me a LONG time, so you might not have to buy it mail-order (unless you just really want to)

Exactly.

My fix for this was keeping it trimmed to the shortest stubble setting on my beard trimmer instead of shaving all the way down - a goodly amount of the itch comes from the cut ends of the hair pushing back out of the skin.

Dollar Shave Club’s shave butter also does a good moisturizing job 🫶

Everybody I know who’s read it LOVES it. I personally haven’t gotten around to it - not because I don’t want to, but the general neurospicy “don’t like to try new things” thing.

The only time my bed is made is when I’ve just changed the sheets - ain’t nobody got time for dat

Yes, but not with you, so I’m willing to try again (for science)

I do love some cake for breakfast

👀🔥🔥

On my way 🏎️💨💨💨💨

More time in the bathroom to think 🤔

SO many leftovers - it was a little hard to find fridge space 😅

That’s awesome! 💖

SO GOOD

If it wasn’t, I wouldn’t have stuffed myself quite that much 😅