Despite the alt text, my dad was not in a war. I wouldn’t have given him Golden Sands + CBN if he had, I’m not a goblin

I’m nd and if I’ve just consumed a great deal of fascinating and grisly information, you’re gonna hear about it. I still do this to people but I’ve learned “the throes of monomania” is a bad time to draw big ugly conclusions about all the stuff I just learned. if I do, I keep that shit to myself

I read *a* book on cannibalism and became this guy for like three weeks, yes

I need enough lots to have one of every type in the same city. I need to build the historic home of the city founder, all the major institutions named after that person, and a house in each sub hood for their fucked up miserable descendants AND have room left over for other characters and stories

Hell, *I* grew up believing that grand gestures and high cut leotards were the way to a man’s heart, and that led me to nothing but pain and suffering

I guess what I’m trying to say is, when lacunas form in a young person’s education, when there’s inconsistencies that can’t be bridged by wisdom, pop culture seeps in in random and bizarre ways and calcifies. It’s true for both genders but the genders end up with different lacunae

Or maybe you’re “one of the good ones” but one day out of nowhere you say well, you know what they say about divorcees: they’re hot to trot. As if you’ve been hanging with the ghosts of dead Playboy cartoonists from the 60s exclusively

Not that I know anybody who’s been caught sticking his penis through a hole in a wall adjoining a girl’s locker room, but as an AFAB who watched all those same movies you start to see some familiar patterns emerge. A certain kind of pedestaling certain kinds of women and the rest are plot devices