Sammich
@sapphicsammich.bsky.social
Fat. Queer. Poly.
Living my best life in the mountains with my fiancé and our family.
They/she
32 ♉️
Living my best life in the mountains with my fiancé and our family.
They/she
32 ♉️
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🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
December 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Twice now I’ve layed down for a nap just to get sucked into my phone. Now I’m tired AND depressed lol
December 2, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Twice now I’ve layed down for a nap just to get sucked into my phone. Now I’m tired AND depressed lol
I’ve been reading ACOTAR. I’m on book 4, almost done. I have a lot of feelings lol
November 30, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I’ve been reading ACOTAR. I’m on book 4, almost done. I have a lot of feelings lol
Nothing like waking up hemorrhaging from one’s vagina!! My day feels completely ruined
November 21, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Nothing like waking up hemorrhaging from one’s vagina!! My day feels completely ruined
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
Things to remind myself:
November 21, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Things to remind myself:
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Imagine being in medieval times, about to go into battle, when you realize you forgot your headphones
November 20, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Imagine being in medieval times, about to go into battle, when you realize you forgot your headphones
Made dinner for @witchysteph.bsky.social and @scottyboy81.bsky.social ! Fried spam, gyoza, rice, and teriyaki onions. It was soooo good!
November 18, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Made dinner for @witchysteph.bsky.social and @scottyboy81.bsky.social ! Fried spam, gyoza, rice, and teriyaki onions. It was soooo good!
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bsky.app/profile/did:...
If you haven't used this one I definitely suggest you do. 👇💙👩🍳🏳️⚧️
If you haven't used this one I definitely suggest you do. 👇💙👩🍳🏳️⚧️
November 16, 2024 at 3:21 PM
bsky.app/profile/did:...
If you haven't used this one I definitely suggest you do. 👇💙👩🍳🏳️⚧️
If you haven't used this one I definitely suggest you do. 👇💙👩🍳🏳️⚧️
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starting beef with the beef man for more beef
November 16, 2024 at 10:29 PM
starting beef with the beef man for more beef
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Annual morbidity in the 20th century, before and after vaccines:
Measles:
Before: 530,000, After: 47
Mumps:
Before: 160,000, After: 429
Rubella:
Before: 50,000, After: 3
Diphtheria:
Before: 20,000, After: 2
Smallpox:
Before: 30,000, After: 0
Polio:
Before: 16,000, After: 0
Measles:
Before: 530,000, After: 47
Mumps:
Before: 160,000, After: 429
Rubella:
Before: 50,000, After: 3
Diphtheria:
Before: 20,000, After: 2
Smallpox:
Before: 30,000, After: 0
Polio:
Before: 16,000, After: 0
November 17, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Annual morbidity in the 20th century, before and after vaccines:
Measles:
Before: 530,000, After: 47
Mumps:
Before: 160,000, After: 429
Rubella:
Before: 50,000, After: 3
Diphtheria:
Before: 20,000, After: 2
Smallpox:
Before: 30,000, After: 0
Polio:
Before: 16,000, After: 0
Measles:
Before: 530,000, After: 47
Mumps:
Before: 160,000, After: 429
Rubella:
Before: 50,000, After: 3
Diphtheria:
Before: 20,000, After: 2
Smallpox:
Before: 30,000, After: 0
Polio:
Before: 16,000, After: 0
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If you voted for him you’re either
A) a white nationalist
Or
B) easily manipulated into white nationalism
And I don’t have the patience for either parties
A) a white nationalist
Or
B) easily manipulated into white nationalism
And I don’t have the patience for either parties
November 17, 2024 at 4:32 PM
If you voted for him you’re either
A) a white nationalist
Or
B) easily manipulated into white nationalism
And I don’t have the patience for either parties
A) a white nationalist
Or
B) easily manipulated into white nationalism
And I don’t have the patience for either parties
Ok, but the grudges thing was my #1 least favorite part about being a Taurus growing up. Then I realized I definitely hold them and now I just laugh about it
I’ve always resented the ‘Tauruses hold grudges’ stereotype… #astrologyhumor
November 17, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Ok, but the grudges thing was my #1 least favorite part about being a Taurus growing up. Then I realized I definitely hold them and now I just laugh about it
My most recent #NailArt on my little sister! These were to help celebrate the changes she’s going through right now. I’m so proud of her!
November 17, 2024 at 3:59 PM
My most recent #NailArt on my little sister! These were to help celebrate the changes she’s going through right now. I’m so proud of her!
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Oh no, this echo chamber I'm stuck in is full of amazing art, generous, kind people, and joy.
What ever shall I do?
What ever shall I do?
November 16, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Oh no, this echo chamber I'm stuck in is full of amazing art, generous, kind people, and joy.
What ever shall I do?
What ever shall I do?
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Moon dressed up as Uranus
November 17, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Moon dressed up as Uranus
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I love a floppy book. The pages stay where they are, no spines get cracked and it sits comfortably in your hand.
There, that’s my great insight shared for this week.
As you were.
There, that’s my great insight shared for this week.
As you were.
November 15, 2024 at 8:58 AM
I love a floppy book. The pages stay where they are, no spines get cracked and it sits comfortably in your hand.
There, that’s my great insight shared for this week.
As you were.
There, that’s my great insight shared for this week.
As you were.
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I TOO HAVE JOINED THE BLUESKIES! How are y’all today?
November 16, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I TOO HAVE JOINED THE BLUESKIES! How are y’all today?