Sara Cannon
@saracannon.bsky.social
Austin, Texas’s foremost Quinn Ewers & Carrie Bradshaw apologist
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As the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social’s always said, “It gets dark early at Kroger Field”
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
As the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social’s always said, “It gets dark early at Kroger Field”
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Mizzou: the football program that whole swaths of America forgets about for years at a time
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Mizzou: the football program that whole swaths of America forgets about for years at a time
You will never guess who the second most tenured is
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You will never guess who the second most tenured is
This would be a fun @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social game
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This would be a fun @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social game
Would you like to guess who the others are
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Would you like to guess who the others are
You would be correct; he’s tied for 3rd with 4 others at 5 years
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You would be correct; he’s tied for 3rd with 4 others at 5 years
maine brain. he should try getting some sunlight - oh wait
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
maine brain. he should try getting some sunlight - oh wait
what susan collins does to a mf
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
what susan collins does to a mf
I’m very empathetic and I’m not the problem with Texas. you should check YOUR ego, it’s very paternalistic of you to try to tell me what to do or how to think about my home.
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m very empathetic and I’m not the problem with Texas. you should check YOUR ego, it’s very paternalistic of you to try to tell me what to do or how to think about my home.
I have already said that I am deeply aware of Texas’s flaws and work very hard in my community to make it better. You don’t believe me, I guess because I still dare to love my home and defend her. That is your right but I don’t expect someone not from
here to get it.
here to get it.
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I have already said that I am deeply aware of Texas’s flaws and work very hard in my community to make it better. You don’t believe me, I guess because I still dare to love my home and defend her. That is your right but I don’t expect someone not from
here to get it.
here to get it.
groveling is not our way
November 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
groveling is not our way
if you think that i’m not capable of being involved with my home state, all its flaws and my community, and working very hard to make it better without also sticking up for it and loving it then idk what to tell you. sorry im not groveling to anonymous bluesky users enough for your liking.
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
if you think that i’m not capable of being involved with my home state, all its flaws and my community, and working very hard to make it better without also sticking up for it and loving it then idk what to tell you. sorry im not groveling to anonymous bluesky users enough for your liking.
forgive me for sounding like too much of a texan but you are not the boss of me or how i engage with my home
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
forgive me for sounding like too much of a texan but you are not the boss of me or how i engage with my home
it turns out that commuting and living in the suburbs is soul sucking. wow. journalism.
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
it turns out that commuting and living in the suburbs is soul sucking. wow. journalism.
he’s like “you don’t have to fly your lets go brandon flag” yeah man i know that’s why i don’t and never have
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
he’s like “you don’t have to fly your lets go brandon flag” yeah man i know that’s why i don’t and never have
“ubiquitous belligerence” is like the hardest shit ever, sorry
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“ubiquitous belligerence” is like the hardest shit ever, sorry
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yeah like, why should i have to leave texas. that's where my friends live and i'd like it to be better.
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
yeah like, why should i have to leave texas. that's where my friends live and i'd like it to be better.