This take has layers now

It’s a real sticky wicket for you, buddy. The answer is lie, to everyone.

I created a brief spreadsheet of reductions I've heard of so far. Any additions you know of (especially if you have the links/receipts) would be great: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

I’m excited to screw up three versions in one day haha, will need to work up to being crafty you :-)

Feels like Vaseline is a solution? Heals the burn and gets under the paint?

(Today in extremely Sara things I am remaking my grandmothers holiday dressing three different ways because her recipe from the great beyond is unclear, an experiment was in order, & bob and I screw it up every year.)

Bureaucracy. Is it possible we just insist on misspelling things we don’t like?

I’ve decided we need to start over with season 1 and binge it. I’m SO confused.

How aren’t you?!? I guess I assumed it was an ASC membership list purchase.

Yeeeeesssss 😂 (but do it like Wednesday next week when people think the nightmare is over)

“Please keep me subscribed!” “Send greetings about how you’re looking forward to seeing everyone in Philly!”

Seriously! Big fan of snow too 👀

Mine too so I bought a portable hand steamer and then declined to describe how it worked just to mess with her

Don’t even get me started on the showering at someone’s house when you’ve spent a grand total of 14 minutes together (10 of which were conflictual) 😂

This has bothered me for years and I think I learned I was a social scientist when I watched it with my family and insisted we discuss what IRL reactions would be to this weirdness