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· Feb 28
good lord what a mess*
*variously applicable
*variously applicable
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Wishing our friends at Subterranean Press the best of luck while they work with Amazon to get this straightened out. You can also buy their ebooks direct from them at subterraneanpress.com. (Cutting Amazon out of the picture.)
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Wishing our friends at Subterranean Press the best of luck while they work with Amazon to get this straightened out. You can also buy their ebooks direct from them at subterraneanpress.com. (Cutting Amazon out of the picture.)
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Devin, I don't think many non-lawyers understand just how "yeah, that underlying fact's 100% true" it is when you have a private email between two parties with no reason to lie discussing the implications of something they agree is a fact they both have personal knowledge of.
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Devin, I don't think many non-lawyers understand just how "yeah, that underlying fact's 100% true" it is when you have a private email between two parties with no reason to lie discussing the implications of something they agree is a fact they both have personal knowledge of.
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trump made the prosecutor who gave epstein a pass the secretary of labor!
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
trump made the prosecutor who gave epstein a pass the secretary of labor!
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i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.
What a misery
Welcome to Derry would be better if every ten minutes a character didn't go "You better watch your ass or you'll end up driven to Shawshank Prison in a car named Car named Christine passed a Pet Cemetery. Unless you take a shining to it."
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
What a misery
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important reference material
nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
important reference material
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OK, I'm done...
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
OK, I'm done...
People are asking
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
People are asking
A compelling platforming from a candidate with vision
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
A compelling platforming from a candidate with vision
Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make!
During today's State of Play, Square Enix published a new follow-up trailer for Dragon Quest VII Reimagined, which has a specific focus on Kiefer:
https://www.rpgsite.net/news/18931-dragon-quest-vii-reimagined-follow-up-trailer-appeared-at-november-2025-state-play
https://www.rpgsite.net/news/18931-dragon-quest-vii-reimagined-follow-up-trailer-appeared-at-november-2025-state-play
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make!
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oh fuck he's the duke of weaselton
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
oh fuck he's the duke of weaselton
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"
“Standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She asks ‘What’s the point of standards?’
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Why is a quote at the end? Continuity error. We’ll fix that in post. Movie magic, baby.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Why is a quote at the end? Continuity error. We’ll fix that in post. Movie magic, baby.
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The response to “he was blown to pieces in the last one” is “actually, turns out he wasn’t.” Shoot an opening montage of hospitals and bandages an BOOM new actor in the role. You can even wink at the audience; we like being in on the joke.”
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The response to “he was blown to pieces in the last one” is “actually, turns out he wasn’t.” Shoot an opening montage of hospitals and bandages an BOOM new actor in the role. You can even wink at the audience; we like being in on the joke.”
It’s weird to see filmmakers worry about this. The Kylo Ren movie too. You just wave it away and no one cares because then they’re watching a new movie. People only cared about the Emperor coming back in IX because the whole movie was pinned on the why and how and there were some silly lines.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It’s weird to see filmmakers worry about this. The Kylo Ren movie too. You just wave it away and no one cares because then they’re watching a new movie. People only cared about the Emperor coming back in IX because the whole movie was pinned on the why and how and there were some silly lines.
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I guess you can quantify the massive disconnect between party leaders and the party base they loathe
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I guess you can quantify the massive disconnect between party leaders and the party base they loathe
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
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“How can I be blamed for sexting with a source I was profiling? After all, 9/11.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“How can I be blamed for sexting with a source I was profiling? After all, 9/11.”