😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate
@sarcasticmom69.bsky.social
I'm socially awkward.
Becoming more introverted each day.
Sarcastic bitch, and proud of it.
Did not vote for that motherfucker.
Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷.
Flirty, dirty, and vulgar (a.k.a. flirting)
Dating that shoeless guy.
Becoming more introverted each day.
Sarcastic bitch, and proud of it.
Did not vote for that motherfucker.
Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷.
Flirty, dirty, and vulgar (a.k.a. flirting)
Dating that shoeless guy.
Hugs and kisses to you and your family! Hope you have a wonderful day!
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hugs and kisses to you and your family! Hope you have a wonderful day!
Thank you! I don't live there now, but so appreciate the love of my city (grew up in Upstate).
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Thank you! I don't live there now, but so appreciate the love of my city (grew up in Upstate).
Victoria's Secret show for dogs
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Victoria's Secret show for dogs
I love them all!!
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I love them all!!
Me too.
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Me too.
I'm less concerned about why he's here, as why now? Did Trump not bring his family and therefore they were killed in Afghanistan? I am fucking betting on Trump policies hurting his family after he helped us.
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I'm less concerned about why he's here, as why now? Did Trump not bring his family and therefore they were killed in Afghanistan? I am fucking betting on Trump policies hurting his family after he helped us.
I "cut the cord" and have been paying more ever since. Cable is ridiculous, but so is buying all these packages. Seriously, it's like $300 to get internet, Netflix, Paramount, Disney, Hulu, Prime, and whatever else is necessary... and the real gut punch - going back to a cable pack as gives less
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I "cut the cord" and have been paying more ever since. Cable is ridiculous, but so is buying all these packages. Seriously, it's like $300 to get internet, Netflix, Paramount, Disney, Hulu, Prime, and whatever else is necessary... and the real gut punch - going back to a cable pack as gives less
Yes. I love John Candy. Seriously, how can you not?
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Yes. I love John Candy. Seriously, how can you not?
After 15 minutes, you better fucking touch my fucking private parts
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
After 15 minutes, you better fucking touch my fucking private parts
Happy Thanksgiving
a girl in a native american costume is smiling and holding a cigarette in front of a fire .
ALT: a girl in a native american costume is smiling and holding a cigarette in front of a fire .
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November 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
Gorgeous! I love all the bowls and platters. Wish my family would do an Indian feast the night before Thanksgiving.
a woman is sitting at a table with a plate of food in front of her .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a plate of food in front of her .
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November 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Gorgeous! I love all the bowls and platters. Wish my family would do an Indian feast the night before Thanksgiving.
I laughed extra hard at this because I was the best aunt
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I laughed extra hard at this because I was the best aunt
Lol... I just recited that line
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Lol... I just recited that line
Honestly, not the worst line... and i like both bacon and wine.
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Honestly, not the worst line... and i like both bacon and wine.