Sardonic Sardine
@sardonicsardine.bsky.social
Oh, I’m just a girl, living in captivity. Here to validate your sense of doom.
Looks like a corpse.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Looks like a corpse.
He loved sweatshop labor back in the day. 0% surprised.
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
He loved sweatshop labor back in the day. 0% surprised.
Someone should tell RFK Jr that felching causes autism.
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Someone should tell RFK Jr that felching causes autism.
“Challenge scientific orthodoxy?” You make him sound like fucking Galileo, you fucks.
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
“Challenge scientific orthodoxy?” You make him sound like fucking Galileo, you fucks.
So much cooler than DJing a sweet 16.
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
So much cooler than DJing a sweet 16.
Omg. This is a bad college paper.
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Omg. This is a bad college paper.
Graft and grift all rolled into one.
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Graft and grift all rolled into one.
Leonard Leo vs Pope Leo is a fight I feel good about.
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Leonard Leo vs Pope Leo is a fight I feel good about.
That one. I can think of a few Trump voters who are all but dead to me but don’t know it.
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
That one. I can think of a few Trump voters who are all but dead to me but don’t know it.
And you didn’t photoshop that background, did you.
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
And you didn’t photoshop that background, did you.
An AI app for the most credulous people who believe Jesus is the child of a man in the sky.
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
An AI app for the most credulous people who believe Jesus is the child of a man in the sky.
KKKaroline’s face matches her dress. Seems a little nervous; can’t say why...
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
KKKaroline’s face matches her dress. Seems a little nervous; can’t say why...
MAGA Haberman.
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
MAGA Haberman.
Glad I missed this session. Recycled pundit tropes not worthy of the three-block walk to the Baptist church.
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Glad I missed this session. Recycled pundit tropes not worthy of the three-block walk to the Baptist church.
JFC. I would’ve gotten a C-minus for submitting this treacly bullshit in high school journalism class.
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
JFC. I would’ve gotten a C-minus for submitting this treacly bullshit in high school journalism class.
It was already in his queue.
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It was already in his queue.
Guess we know what we need to shut down the government about in January.
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Guess we know what we need to shut down the government about in January.
This is ridiculous.
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This is ridiculous.
This is quite a hill to die on.
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This is quite a hill to die on.
Fuck them. They voted for it.
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Fuck them. They voted for it.
Funny, useless is a word I’d use to describe him.
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Funny, useless is a word I’d use to describe him.
Trump and the stupidity of our countrypeople are taking us back to the 1500s.
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Trump and the stupidity of our countrypeople are taking us back to the 1500s.