Pete 🟥🟦
@sarf-london.bsky.social
South London exile.
Stuck in a post-punkish timewarp.
Atheist. Sweeney. Crisps. CPFC.
Sick to death of the toxic political shit and constant arguing, just here for the craic
*Proudly blocked by Stan Collymore since 2024*
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Stuck in a post-punkish timewarp.
Atheist. Sweeney. Crisps. CPFC.
Sick to death of the toxic political shit and constant arguing, just here for the craic
*Proudly blocked by Stan Collymore since 2024*
Reciprocal blocker.
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Pete 🟥🟦
@sarf-london.bsky.social
· Nov 13
No offence folks but if you're an overly political account I probably won't be following you back, even if I agree with you. I spent 12 years getting angry and shouting on twitter. For the sake of my mental wellbeing I really don't want to repeat that over here.
I'm just here to post crap.
I'm just here to post crap.
What I would have had played at my funeral had I not decided to be wrapped in a bin bag and chucked in the general waste skip at the council tip.
RATM - Beautiful World
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy98...
RATM - Beautiful World
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy98...
Beautiful World
YouTube video by Rage Against the Machine - Topic
m.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
What I would have had played at my funeral had I not decided to be wrapped in a bin bag and chucked in the general waste skip at the council tip.
RATM - Beautiful World
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy98...
RATM - Beautiful World
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy98...
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obviously it isn’t going to snow, but is too early to start asking the question?
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
obviously it isn’t going to snow, but is too early to start asking the question?
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Latest weather/general world outlook:
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Latest weather/general world outlook:
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When you open social media and realise you've reached saturation point with the neverending bombardment of posts about shit happening 3,000 miles away that's nothing to do with you.
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
When you open social media and realise you've reached saturation point with the neverending bombardment of posts about shit happening 3,000 miles away that's nothing to do with you.
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Nothing to see here. Just JP levitating 🦅
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Nothing to see here. Just JP levitating 🦅
Roses come in shades of red
Thorny bits, they've got 'em...
Thorny bits, they've got 'em...
December 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Roses come in shades of red
Thorny bits, they've got 'em...
Thorny bits, they've got 'em...
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Okay, now show us Rebecca’s in-studio reaction please
MARC GUEHI SCORES THE WINNER AND SENDS CRYSTAL PALACE INTO 4TH PLACE. 💥
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Okay, now show us Rebecca’s in-studio reaction please
"...one was quite small, almost nothing at all
but the other was huge and won prizes".
but the other was huge and won prizes".
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
"...one was quite small, almost nothing at all
but the other was huge and won prizes".
but the other was huge and won prizes".
I can't pretend to know a lot about cricket but can someone in charge just make it stop.
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I can't pretend to know a lot about cricket but can someone in charge just make it stop.
🤣🤣🤣 I've lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!
December 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
🤣🤣🤣 I've lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!
Me after 2 fucking months of Christmas ads...
a cartoon character from the simpsons is looking angry
ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is looking angry
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Me after 2 fucking months of Christmas ads...
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DOG SHIT BAG BAUBLE - NEW FOR 2025
Hand-painted, glossy as fuck, sealed in a biodegradable bag and tied off with a little zip tie. Shit in a bag in a bag. Limited run. When they’re gone they’re gone yeah? Link in bio. A FUKNÄK object from the House of Toss.
Hand-painted, glossy as fuck, sealed in a biodegradable bag and tied off with a little zip tie. Shit in a bag in a bag. Limited run. When they’re gone they’re gone yeah? Link in bio. A FUKNÄK object from the House of Toss.
December 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
DOG SHIT BAG BAUBLE - NEW FOR 2025
Hand-painted, glossy as fuck, sealed in a biodegradable bag and tied off with a little zip tie. Shit in a bag in a bag. Limited run. When they’re gone they’re gone yeah? Link in bio. A FUKNÄK object from the House of Toss.
Hand-painted, glossy as fuck, sealed in a biodegradable bag and tied off with a little zip tie. Shit in a bag in a bag. Limited run. When they’re gone they’re gone yeah? Link in bio. A FUKNÄK object from the House of Toss.
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Watched a delightful nativity today and it reminded me of the time I directed one early in my career.
I wanted 'Mary' to react in shock to 'Gabriel' and foolishly told her to react like a mum would - cue angel appearing and the six-year-old Mary yelling, "F*cking Hell!" at the top of her voice.
I wanted 'Mary' to react in shock to 'Gabriel' and foolishly told her to react like a mum would - cue angel appearing and the six-year-old Mary yelling, "F*cking Hell!" at the top of her voice.
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Watched a delightful nativity today and it reminded me of the time I directed one early in my career.
I wanted 'Mary' to react in shock to 'Gabriel' and foolishly told her to react like a mum would - cue angel appearing and the six-year-old Mary yelling, "F*cking Hell!" at the top of her voice.
I wanted 'Mary' to react in shock to 'Gabriel' and foolishly told her to react like a mum would - cue angel appearing and the six-year-old Mary yelling, "F*cking Hell!" at the top of her voice.
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Shut up. This is quality material. I regret nothing.
March 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Shut up. This is quality material. I regret nothing.
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There was a lad in my year at school in the 80s who claimed blood was green & it only turned red when it mixed with air & oxydized.
He got punched a lot & was regularly tied to the railings with his tie.
Nowadays, the daft twat would have a podcast with a million followers.
That's the problem.
He got punched a lot & was regularly tied to the railings with his tie.
Nowadays, the daft twat would have a podcast with a million followers.
That's the problem.
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
There was a lad in my year at school in the 80s who claimed blood was green & it only turned red when it mixed with air & oxydized.
He got punched a lot & was regularly tied to the railings with his tie.
Nowadays, the daft twat would have a podcast with a million followers.
That's the problem.
He got punched a lot & was regularly tied to the railings with his tie.
Nowadays, the daft twat would have a podcast with a million followers.
That's the problem.
Festive fayre from Channel 5.
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Festive fayre from Channel 5.
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BBC recap fella losing his mind here
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
BBC recap fella losing his mind here
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Anyway, FIFA gonna FIFA
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Anyway, FIFA gonna FIFA
Something stinks at FIFA.
December 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Something stinks at FIFA.
Turned out nice again.
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Turned out nice again.