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eternally unimpressed
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If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.
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Yall don’t remember them DOGE idiots getting direct access to the treasury? I’m telling you man, the money is funny and he #panican
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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He pulled a "deposit this check, spend the money real quick before it bounces" but for the entire US economy.
So he’s saying all the tariff money we took in is gone and we won’t be able to pay it back. There was always a possibility he could lose this lawsuit and have to refund the tariff money. We didn’t prepare for that possibility? He’s running the govt like he ran his casinos.
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Labubus are $30 how he get tricked in to spending $1k on them?
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Triple labubus
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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This entire article points out that there is no plan. His own Treasury Secretary says he doesn’t know anything about it. So why does media keep running these kind of headlines? He keeps making these Truth Social posts and media keeps running stories as if it is something real.
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I need this
LEGO Animal Crossing Fly with Dodo Airlines Airport Playset is $22.79 on Amazon buff.ly/46SEfAr
Target buff.ly/S0l7GqP #ad
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
HEART OF A GOON DROPPEDDDDDD
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Thank God we came down here to see this property. Because I kinda hate it.
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
😂😂😂😂😂
They better wrap this Brenay case by Monday & she better be under the jail . .
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Not just any filmmaker, but his filmmaking partner… that he was dating
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Is Howard Stern still with us?
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Is April Buckles Mormon? Every time I see her on instagram she’s pregnant.
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Just sneezed and I think I threw my back out
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Spent the last 15 hours helping my mom pack up her house. And that's on top of helping her pack all day for the last 3 days. And there's still stuff left to pack before the movers come tomorrow morning. Thank God she told me I could just go to bed 😭
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Ran and won on a platform centered around what the people want instead of listening to rich folks. Anything is possible.
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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JUST IN: Mamdani, a democratic socialist and state assemblymember, will make history as the first Muslim and South Asian person — as well as the youngest in over a century — to serve as New York City mayor.
Mamdani wins New York City mayoral race, in a historic victory for progressives
Mamdani, a democratic socialist and state assemblymember, will make history as the first Muslim and South Asian person — as well as the youngest in over a century — to serve as New York City mayor.
n.pr
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
You can’t trust men named Mike anyways.
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Decorating for Christmas before thanksgiving is actually insane
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Ooooweeeeee, married men being married men again I see 😭
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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A lot y’all men be turning yall brightness down on your phone while laying next to your wife!!!
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Both are bad but ima definitely be more embarrassed if you wasn’t getting no play and giving women the ick.
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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B… no one wants you?!! Embarrassing
What’s worse…?

A. A nigga who is in women DMs, and getting responses, actively cheating?

B. A nigga who in women’s DMs but not getting any responses, wants to cheat but can’t cuz undesirable?
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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SouljaBoy reveals new gaming handheld... that's just a clone of the Retroid Pocket Flip 2/Pocket 4 retrododo.com/souljaboy-re...

"This is not any kind of official licensing deal. He does not have permission to rebrand our products and sell them as his own." - Retroid
November 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM