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SatanicPanDick
@satanicpandick.bsky.social
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All Cops Are BlueSky

Satanist Anarchist with excellent taste in music. Occasionally very funny. Relapsing shitposter. Sports and Pro Wrestling nerd.

Prefers Bisexual, but the pun was too good.

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satanicpandick.bsky.social
Me: "This edible ain't shit!"

Me, five minutes later:
Kazuchika Okada looking as if he's been knocked into next week as his head hangs stunned in the air in front of Kyle Fletcher's hot pink and white wrestling boot
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
Though to be fair, I didn't notice you were in the News tab. Investing Nigeria is coming up as 5th there, not at all for main Google result.
"ng members shot" results from Google's News Search tab
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
Fair, though it looks like your original result may have just been infiltrated by scummy SEO tactics from that investing site due likely to how recent and breaking the story was.

Here's mine using your prompt from a few minutes ago.
Search results carried out on Google for "ng members shot" on the afternoon of Thursday November 27.
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
The same image of a skeleton being eradicated by a wave of purple energy, only now with the text "Call J.G. Wentworth" at the top of the image, and in a larger font at the bottom of the image "877-CASH-NOW"
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
FTR (Dax Hardwood and Cash Wheeler) and "Big Stoke" Stokely Hathaway
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
Blocked for pointing out a true fact.

That Ari Cohn is a fucking hypocrite trying to gain clout of a dead teenager.
Ari Cohn (@aricohn.com) saying: "It's just so gross that Alejandra Caraballo would use a kid's death at all --but especially so dishonestly -- to win a social media argument. Yet another piece of evidence that she cares more about her Online Relevance (such as it is) than the people she's ostensibly advocating for." In a quote skeet to their own post saying: Ari Cohn (@aricohn.com) Alejandra doomposts & makes enemies out of people who actually support her cause because her relevance depends on others being mad and scared. It does her no good to tell followers that they're resilient/strong, or coalition build. In any other context people would rightly call this manipulative In response to a screenshot of a post from Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) that reads: "A trans teen in lowa completed suicide after severe bullying by classmates and teachers. "Miles' death came a day after a substitute teacher refused to use his preferred pronouns." It's the type of bullying @thefireorg.bsky.social and @aricohn.com support." And links to an article from The Pink News: "Heartbroken family of trans teen speaks out about how bullying led to his death The family of trans lowa student Miles Phipps has spoken out about bullying following losing their son to suicide. He was just 15-years-old. www.thepinknews.com" Ari Cohn in their original post saying: Alejandra doomposts & makes enemies out of people who actually support her cause because her relevance depends on others being mad and scared. It does her no good to tell followers that they're resilient/strong, or coalition build. In any other context people would rightly call this manipulative. In response to a screenshot of a post from Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) that reads: "A trans teen in lowa completed suicide after severe bullying by classmates and teachers. "Miles' death came a day after a substitute teacher refused to use his preferred pronouns." It's the type of bullying @thefireorg.bsky.social and @aricohn.com support." And links to an article from The Pink News: "Heartbroken family of trans teen speaks out about how bullying led to his death The family of trans lowa student Miles Phipps has spoken out about bullying following losing their son to suicide. He was just 15-years-old. www.thepinknews.com"
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
So, how's everyone else's Friday?
The view from the Saddle near the top of Cathedral Rock in Sedona Arizona A very twisted Juniper Tree growing out of the red rocks in Sedona Arizona Some dick in Sedona
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The Used's 2002 Self Titled debut album. Quite possibly the greatest album of the entire 00s emo era.
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
Best Women's Blood and Guts so far...
Homer Simpson imparting safely fatherly advice on his son Bart
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
WE FUCKING DID IT SICKOS!!!

SUCK IT, NORMIES!!! BLOOD AND GUTS RULES BLUESKY DISCOURSE!!!

#AEW #WrestleSky
1. Blood and Guts Hot 2.3K posts Entertainment 2. Tarik Skubal New 64 posts Sports 3. Adelita Grijalva 4h ago 524 posts Politics 4. Karoline Leavitt 6h ago 4.3K posts Politics 5. Steam2 8h ago 2.7K posts Video Games
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
Can't I just bet that everyone's Blood and Guts will all have a good time?

#AEWDynamite
Marge Simpson, a yellow middle aged woman cartoon character with a very tall blue behind hairstyle, wearing a green dress and red Park necklace looks morally conflicted while talking to a bookie at the gambling window of a horse track. The bookie, who is also yellow, is visibly annoyed.
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
Read the Alt Text for the explanation as to why George Bush was photographed from shoulder up
Mr President, a second Horny Bush Meme has hit @thekimgates.bsky.social replies A man whose name doesn't historically matter whispers sweet nothings in President George W. Bush's ear as he visibly struggles to hide his erection.
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
Splurged on a "little" (it's fucking huge) treat for myself
The Hardcover edition of Hellblazer by Garth Ennis Onimbus published by DC Black Label and featuring the art of William Simpson, Steve Dillon, John Higgins, Peter Snejbjerg, David Lloyd, Mike Hoffman, and Glyn Dillon
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Screenshot in case they delete this post
SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.... 14s So honored in fact that 2 months later they then unceremoniously fired all of the staff writers that won them this award in the first fucking place ---- Teen Vogue @teenvogue.com We are honored to receive the @rooseveltinstitute.org's 2025 Four Freedoms Award for Freedom of Speech and Expression, and to be among a stellar class of laureates including @wck.org, @cvt.org, and more. Details: tnvge.co/ ZMIUg7v FOUR FREEDOMS AWARDS FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND EXPRESSION Teen Vogue Roosevelt Institute
November 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
(Alt Text)
TFW you failed at your job of getting a soundbite for a CNN hit piece and you're hoping you don't get demoted to day time celebrity gossip.
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
Well, at least you're the embodiment of your bio.

Now kindly go fuck yourself off a cliff.
The Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social 1.3K followers 423 following 658 posts An advocate for shitty opinions
October 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

(If I'm wrong, I'll go even more niche, but these two games filled so much of my free time during almost all of high school and I LOVE THEM.)
The Box Cover for the video game Freedom Force (2002) The Box cover for Freedom Force vs The 3rd Reich (2005). The sequel to Freedom Force (2002)
October 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
Oh no, it was until it wasn't! Note the hair part
The real Tony Schiavone in his Phantom of the Opera garb, hair parted to the left Hangman Adam Page in his Tony Schiavone dressed as The phantom of the Opera garb. Wig hair parted back and to the right
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
Shocked Pikachu Aubrey Edwards
October 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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👉👈💋
I stopped on "Kiss Me"
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
Marge Simpson standing at a betting window saying to the bookie "Can't I just bet that all the players will have a fun time?"
October 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
Still struggling to get my mental health back, but I found a chill bar that serves bougie ass coffee martinis. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.
A coffee martini in a decorative wide glass with three coffee beans in a triangular pattern centered on top of thick foam. The glass is sitting atop a brightly colored coaster with the bottles of flavored bitters in the background on the bar.
October 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
Mmm, you bet I am!
The Sensualist 100.0% match You are a seeker of sensation, drawn to the symphony of touch, taste, scent, and sound. Whether you're orchestrating an experience or immersing yourself in it, your focus is on heightening every sense. Soft fabrics, warm oils, or the whisper of breath against skin, these are your tools or your delights. You crave connection through the body, finding beauty in the slow, deliberate exploration of pleasure. For you, BDSM is a canvas where every stroke, every texture, every shiver tells a story. Likely preferences Romance & Affection Nipple Play Sensation Play Teasing Temperature Play
October 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
Oof. Combing Google Image Search for "Dustin Rhodes MAGA Tweet" actually brings up a ton of really problematic past posts though.
r/SquaredCircle grandpa-needs-jesus 4 yr. ago Bad look for Dustin Rhodes on Twitter @dustinrho... 20h Dustin Rhodes There's a big difference between someone begging for money at a traffic light, and a man digging in the garbage for food and not asking for help. Help that person. #KeepSteppin ty2005_92 @ty2005_92-20h I'd be willing to bet the same people do both of those things more than half the time. Help whoever you can, whenever you can Dustin Rhodes @dustinrhodes Replying to @ty2005_92 No 1:45 PM 7/25/21 Twitter for iPhone r/SquaredCircle 3 yr. ago anutosu Dustin Rhodes likes tweet of someone saying they don't regret not taking the COVID vaccine Dustin Rhodes liked Samantha Marika @samanthamarika1 I will never regret NOT getting the Covid vaccine 3:57 AM 10 Jan 23 145K Views 515 Retweets 29 Quote Tweets 7,364 Likes r/SCJerk ReDAnibu HULK HOGAN HAS PASSED AWAY, Dustin Rhodes That doesn't work for me brother Dustin Rhodes @dustinrhodes Hospitals truly kill people. I really do mean that.
October 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
satanicpandick.bsky.social
Unsolicited Mick Pic
A picture of Professional Wrestler Mick Foley giving a thumbs up with a toothy smile on his face. He has neck length shaggy hair and a trimmed but burly beard and is wearing two layers of flannel over his iconic black and yellow "Wanted Dead or Alive: Cactus Jack" T-shirt.
October 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM