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MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
i need my man so bad the closer we get 2 visit the itchier and more feral i get
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
getting in your car at 3 am for work with whatever the fuck disease i have and im like KILLER IN THE BACKSEAT *looks* KILLER IN THE BACKSEAT *looks again* DEMON IN THE PASSENGER SEAT LOOK NOW OR YOULL WRECK ON THE WAY TO WORK *looks* *cracks window to smoke* A RABID BAT WILL FLY IN IN 7 SECONDS
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
i think i'm actually insane. adhd mind chaotic already then my brain is like FUCK YOU GOD i didn't mean that please GOD IF YOU CAN HEAR THIS SEND ME TO HELL i didn't even think that IF ANY DEMONS ARE AROUND TOUCH MY BACK AND LET ME KNOW i didnt mean to MY BODY IS RIPE FOR POSSESSION fuck i dont-
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
anyone else lowkey scared of the dark and have intrusive thoughts about something you can't see is about to touch you and taunting god in your mind without trying and thinking you're going to be possessed :/
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
idk why but if nobody else is sleeping with me i cannot sleep without an insane amount of external stimulation. like a bright light on, the tv on, fish tank sound, brendan on speakerphone face time, sometimes headphones with loud music
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
me when a customer starts rattling off a mega complicated drink order with no breath taken
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 AM
i'm obsessed with this dave kat art this is literally me and brendan
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
i had 4 days off i forgot how to do my job lol
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 AM
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 AM
this literally changed my life
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
does nobody stand on business anymore
a cartoon drawing of a person with a huge mouth
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a person with a huge mouth
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December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
ngl truck pulling up beside me while i'm bumping caravan palace and smoking camels was really embarrassing. rock it for me will never get old sorry
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
morning hike # outside # 3 miles
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
this is why my ut/dr hate will always be justified like wtf is this shit
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Reposted by sat
A user of the anti-blinding-headlight advocacy group at reddit.com/r/fuckyourheadlights tested headlight brightness on multiple vehicles in order to figure out what's going on with regulations and adherence to them.

Here's a 4-part infographic with key findings:
January 23, 2024 at 12:36 AM
i flash my brights at every moronic dickhead with stadium light ass fucking LED's i am blinded by. when i moved back here and started driving again i was like am i going blind??? why are everyone's fucking brights on?! am i crazy??? why are these things so fucking common now
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
YOU KNOW WHAT HELL YEAH
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
me driving barefoot
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
why are LED headlights still not outlawed lol
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i genuinely get a headache and or migraine almost every single day and idk what to do atp
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
my boys got 3 new plants if anyone gaf. i hate neon tetra slander. they're so cute. i love my babies
November 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
i want a fax machine
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM