Matt the Human
@sattmasso.bsky.social
If you don't do dress-em-ups right, you'll surely go straight to hell
November 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If you don't do dress-em-ups right, you'll surely go straight to hell
The two genders, etc etc
October 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The two genders, etc etc
My 100%, guaranteed to happen predictions for the MLB playoffs
September 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My 100%, guaranteed to happen predictions for the MLB playoffs
Sitting in the shade, 68 degrees out, enjoying the mountain air and listening to action Bronson. Sounds like an accidental Bronson bar!
August 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Sitting in the shade, 68 degrees out, enjoying the mountain air and listening to action Bronson. Sounds like an accidental Bronson bar!
End of the MCR show featuring a clown with a bomb vest
August 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
End of the MCR show featuring a clown with a bomb vest
not as busy as last year, but I'm still finding some good favorite albums for 2025
August 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
not as busy as last year, but I'm still finding some good favorite albums for 2025
Leave it to Tyler the creator to give out personalized local postcards at every show
July 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Leave it to Tyler the creator to give out personalized local postcards at every show
it's like Tupac said
July 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
it's like Tupac said
Threeeeeee cheeeeers. They done did it
June 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Threeeeeee cheeeeers. They done did it
One of the best Mets photos in recent memory. Lindor is the goat
April 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
One of the best Mets photos in recent memory. Lindor is the goat
Lmao hbo. Really??
March 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Lmao hbo. Really??
just did my first @razzball.bsky.social commenter's league draft. fantasypros analysis is inflating my hopes and dreams to record levels
March 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
just did my first @razzball.bsky.social commenter's league draft. fantasypros analysis is inflating my hopes and dreams to record levels
Excellent crop decision for scream 7, Google
March 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Excellent crop decision for scream 7, Google
Oh no. The hose drinkers have made it here
March 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Oh no. The hose drinkers have made it here
I'll never click on this to figure out if it's just clickbait or if whatever nyt columnist creature who wrote this is serious, but lol. Anora is Russian propaganda???
February 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I'll never click on this to figure out if it's just clickbait or if whatever nyt columnist creature who wrote this is serious, but lol. Anora is Russian propaganda???
All gen ai models are stealing but this is too funny. Fuck zuck
February 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
All gen ai models are stealing but this is too funny. Fuck zuck
Knowing I have no shot of getting a better 2B in the draft... Should I trade Ozzie for Brent Rooker? These are my keepersl bats in a dynasty league
February 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Knowing I have no shot of getting a better 2B in the draft... Should I trade Ozzie for Brent Rooker? These are my keepersl bats in a dynasty league
They're disrupting doormats now? Lol.
February 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
They're disrupting doormats now? Lol.
Luka was holding the Mavs defense together 😂
February 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Luka was holding the Mavs defense together 😂
Trying to make everything 2024 related
January 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Trying to make everything 2024 related
Shoulda replaced "mom" with Brian cashman but it's too late and I'm too lazy
December 17, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Shoulda replaced "mom" with Brian cashman but it's too late and I'm too lazy
Millennial retirement homes are going to be weird
December 6, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Millennial retirement homes are going to be weird