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Savage Lizard
@savagelizard.bsky.social
Just an old man living in Southern California...
If I was describing the least tough dude I could imagine, it would look exactly like Stephen Miller.
October 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Easy to assemble a team like that when you have an unlimited fountain of money, AND the league lets you play games with the "competitive balance" tax.
October 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Go Brewers! Make the rest of the postseason enjoyable.
October 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
False.

Magic number is the combined wins by one team and losses by the other. If the Cubs win the first game of the series, they would have 1 (for the win) + 1 (for the Padres loss), giving them 2 and a clinch per your post.

Since your account is about magic numbers maybe figure out how they work.
September 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
As visiting fans back in the day, my friends and I started doing it whenever the Broncos had an incomplete pass. The Broncos fans around us got pissy about it. Hey, you guys started it!

So annoying, so tired.
September 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
That show is still on?
September 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It was OK, I didn't love it as much as everyone else seemed to. And that's fine, not everything needs to be made for me. I think I just have superhero fatigue in general, 30 minutes of fighting and destruction isn't as interesting as it used to be.
September 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
One of the teams is owned by the most inept ownership in the NFL, they have no chance.
September 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
6'4" Team Aisle all day.
August 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I wouldn't let a logo influence my decision on whether or not to eat there. I stay away just because the food's not that great. Been a few times and have always felt underwhelmed. Last time I told myself that was it, all done.
August 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Bald, bearded, white guy here, no stress. Every other bald, bearded, white guy looks just like me according to my wife.
August 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Don't listen to her music or know much about her. Watched out of curiosity, and I have to say that she seems very cool. I Don't stress her during Chiefs games much, but I get some people's frustration with the whole thing. Just maybe ratchet it back a bit NFL so it's not run into the ground.
August 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Yes, his job is to sign what he's told to sign, say some stupid shit every once in awhile (he's REALLY good at that part) to keep people distracted. In exchange he gets to play golf, pretend to be in charge, and stay out of jail.
August 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
NONE of this is Trump's plan, he's too fucking stupid and lazy to know how anything works. This is all the plan of other people who are using Trump as a sock puppet to get what they want.
August 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Well, that's Trump job. Just be the outrageous idiot who says stupid shit and feeds red meat to the base while the people actually doing all of these things o their work.
August 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
No, we don't. No NFL fans are playing Fantasy Agent and following their exploits. I'm sure they just like their names out there getting deals done, and Rappaport giving them that gives him more access.
August 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Dude, you were out of there. Why would you return to that shitbag organization? You do know there are 30 other teams you could have gone to, right?
August 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Damn dude, looking good!
July 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Get paid dude, you're not winning any rings there, might as well make it worthwhile.
July 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Congratulations to Chark for escaping the most inept bag of assholes in the NFL, the Spanos family. The biggest pile of clueless nepo babies ever to stumble ass backwards into a pile of daddy's money. Just not enough of it to keep them from mooching off of Stan Kroenke.
July 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
And stupid fuckers who live with the same delusional persecution complex are sending him money.
July 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Seems like a huge "fuck you" to the owners and staff. How are people this clueless, or are they just assholes?
July 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
He doesn't have a firm grasp of ANYTHING that "he" is doing he's just the rubber stamp for all of this, he's not the engine driving it. He signs the shit he's told to sign, says the shit he's told to say, and in exchange he gets to stay out of jail, golf, and tell everyone he is the President.
July 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
She really is the worst. A vile cunt, all for the sake of attention and fame. Or maybe she just is that vile. I really hope karma slaps her upside the head at some point.
July 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
AKA NFL Network filler programming. I look forward to actual NFL content.
June 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM