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jake
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guy from connecticut. play-by-play announcer. emo kid in his late 20s. lowercase letter enthusiast. currently trying not to be useless.
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
the middle croc yelling "does you find it" has made me laugh for 19 years
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
josh allen
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
made a list of the number of players on PWHL opening day rosters by the final school they played at
November 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
tommy update
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i think i found the most perfect pre-humidor coors game
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
the month i turned 16 actually
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
me and the blue jays
October 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
emil heinie man
October 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i'm only in an islander group chat
October 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
terry pendleton being a short, slightly chubby guy who wore a two-flapped batting helmet, no high end major leaguer had as much of a little league aesthetic as him. i love him
October 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
October 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
out there looking like our 21st president
October 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
October 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
dryden year
October 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
cubs win
October 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
my dad once told me about watching ted kluszewski play live
October 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
or somehow two other hall of famers
September 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
if you're gonna play an NFL game in ireland you need to use the hurling goalposts
September 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
September 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
fit check
September 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
September 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM