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jake
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guy from connecticut. play-by-play announcer. emo kid in his late 20s. lowercase letter enthusiast. currently trying not to be useless.
WHY IS HE HERE SURELY THERE WAS SOMEONE ELSE AVAILABLE
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
andres cloutier
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's the guy who succeeded doc as the voice of EA NHL
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
the current NFL would rather have a blind kicker than a left-footed one
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
this is not the general HHOF
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
HEY WAIT BROCKMIRE'S ON NETFLIX NOW FUCK YES
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
well maybe not
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
mostly the latter but if i'm telling a story the former
December 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM