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Tom Nook
@savetomnook.bsky.social
Entrepreneur.

Former intellectual property attorney, neuroscientist, and artisan plumber.
Pinned
I can’t believe I’m getting cucked while Donald Trump fucks America
Ministry of Peace
September 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
What’s up
What’s up
What the fuck is up Denny’s?
August 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Let’s go

But they will still do it for their cronies or LLCs
No lawmaker in Congress should be able to own, buy, and sell individual stocks.

We need to ban congressional stock trading—and I've got a bill for that.
April 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
SWITCH2 US PREORDER WHEN
April 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Reposted by Tom Nook
Japanese and Chinese markets are down 8% and 10% respectively. Black Friday in 1929 was -11%. Tomorrow could easily be the worst crash in American history.

The worst thing? It’s 100% intentional.
April 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I can’t believe I’m getting cucked while Donald Trump fucks America
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Donald Trump is a bitch
April 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Help all I see is dicks on the timeline, I cannot get away from the dicks, how did I get bundled in with the dicks?
March 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Are we all in The Bad Place?
February 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Eggs
February 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Cannot believe Moana pulled an Elsa
November 28, 2024 at 12:44 AM
I smell like a dirty raccoon. This tracks.
November 24, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Alpha
Bravo
Charlie
Delta
November 22, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I made a mistake and ate bad Indian food rather than Dominos.
November 21, 2024 at 5:33 AM
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June 2, 2023 at 4:28 AM
All right, all right it’s time to take this thing seriously I’m back. I’m back. I’m back. Please please hold the applause. I am back and ready to post.
November 20, 2024 at 4:43 PM
After five months of a deep depression, I decided that I would share my deep depression with all of you
November 19, 2024 at 4:08 PM
My body is ready (to die)
November 18, 2024 at 2:47 PM
What did I miss?
June 19, 2024 at 4:38 AM
I lost my domain, pray for me.
June 19, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Another day at the factory
December 2, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Shit I’m about to lose my domain
November 13, 2023 at 7:30 AM
I don’t want to be here
November 13, 2023 at 7:29 AM
What’d I miss?
October 9, 2023 at 5:08 AM
I’m born for this
August 21, 2023 at 4:09 AM