Oliver (Cane-alytics)
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Oliver (Cane-alytics)
@scantronius.bsky.social
Was @Cane_alytics on Twitter.
Humor, video games, nerd stuff, hockey, cats.

maybe not that fancy in hindsight
(also that guy made a really good metroidvania!)
June 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Walmart delivered mine at 6:30 this morning. Jesus! Can't complain. Fun setting it up just now during a work lull. Vanilla coke and sour cream pringles lol.
June 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Thank you for everything you've done since day 1.
Helluva first year at the helm, can't wait to see what's next!
May 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Yeah, healing is limited. The checkpoints are like campfires and reset enemies when resting. There are difficulty options thankfully. I've heard even the Story difficulty is hard on certain enemies, haha. If it's a true JRPG, you should be able to out-level your problems, maybe?
April 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
it's brutal... but apparently easy when it clicks
but it ain't clickin!
April 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Also this combined with trying to figure out Oblivion lockpicking for the first time ever has been an experience in feeling like my hands are potatoes.
April 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
So far, so good. It's beautiful and the main character is voiced by Charlie Cox, which is cool. Story is really compelling too. My main worry is that those defense timings might get too hard later on in the game.
April 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I got lucky and refreshed Walmart at 11:58 and got put into the queue that had a legit timer. After 15 mins of waiting I had it.
April 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I got the bundle! NCSU students will get to play the new Mario Kart right away. AWW YISS.
April 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I hate buying from them, but I got lucky refreshing the w-mrt page at 11:58 and was put in a 20~ queue.
I also played BOTW on Wii U (and it was fine!). I'm a bigger Metroid fan than Zelda (see banner), so I realllly wanted the MP4 upgrade.
April 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
enjoy some bean with your sprouts
February 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM