Cassian
@scassian.bsky.social
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Drawing out the thread of my verbosity finer than the staple of my argument
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Finally someone had the courage to end the heterosexual domination of the world of ballet.
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That’s ok. Trump’s solid support for US universities and scientific research guarantees America will come out on top.
Oh.
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It is no doubt a cause for great regret that Mr Fasman is so slow on the uptake.
But why are you devoting column inches to his declaration of his Elmer Fudd-like perspicacity?
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The Jan 6th Committee has been nominated.
If they win Trump will nuke Norway.
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Any self respecting journo should smuggle in a card with a drawing of a lion, a camel and a zebra on it and ask him to name them the next time he comes out with this deranged drivel.
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The networks could get their anchors to explain it every time he makes this deranged claim.
They don’t.
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And yet again not one of the multitude of press has the simple courage to ask if he really doesn’t realise that test isn’t a measure of intelligence, but a baseline for seeing if someone in the stages of dementia is safe to be left alone with sharp implements.
The WH Press corps is a disgrace.
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It is. For everyone forced to listen to it.
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It’s possible WW3 may be started because the President of the United States is so malignantly narcissistic he can’t admit he’s deaf.
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He’s talking Double Dutch. Again.
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A worse group of people has never sat around the cabinet table. Never.
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If gunpowder were brains Trump wouldn’t have enough firepower to singe his nasal hairs.
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More likely to be this, tbh.
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It was the rampant corruption of the PA that gave Hamas the opportunity to takeover in the first place.
With the billions likely to be thrown at the strip there’s going to be a lot of luxurious new villas in the Gulf.
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This guy believes Noah took dinosaurs on to the Ark.
So it shouldn’t be surprising the parameters of what he thinks the American people will swallow as plausible are pretty broad.
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Well, she thought Prince Andrew was suitable boyfriend material back in the day. So let’s just say her judgement, putting it politely, isn’t the best.
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“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.
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That may well end up being part of the plan. “We can today announce due to the heroism of President Trump antifa haven’t held a board meeting in months.”
😂
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Yes. This guy. His role model.