Winona Ryder is allowed a generous portion of tomfoolery if I’m in charge.

Wait is @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social headquartered in Chicago?!? I had no idea I was supporting local media.

“After the ballgame Peepaw would go out back and boil down the Sassafras syrup and make us all his special “Pecan Molly” Toddies.
And the Meemaw would get on the wheels of steel and…
DROP
THE
FUCKIN’
BEAT.

Barro with the Johnny Ringo-Ass takes.

They look so cozy.

And shitpipes like Musk and Karp keep referring to US as hobbits. Get this Took-lookin' imp back to the Shire.
(I guess Hobbits are clean-shaven, but still...)

Two things to consider:
-Wage growth is barely outpacing inflation, which is on top of price spikes that never came down after Biden (not counting orange juice)
-Wage growth applies to the employed, not the long-term unemployed who are growing in ranks

Another club I am consistently pleased leaves me off of its invitation list. I am so happy not to be aware of any of these horseshit organizations or their little fake conferences.

The buildings are all pre-fabbed and can be dragged on-site. Biggby's is the leader in the midwest.

Donnie Darko moment.

The best part is if Fozzie is just screaming "YAAAAAAAAAY" in Kermit's voice

Knowing when you’ve gone too far is a lost art in today’s world.

Say it with your whole chest.

“a member of the DSA steering committee came up to me, big DSA member, strong DSA member, tears pouring from his eyes down onto his bright yellow zohran tote bag, and he said to me, he said, sir, labor is the source of all value. and i said, its so true. solidarity, comrade”

More precisely that's when you spill your bag of dicks on a xylophone and it makes a joyful little tune.

This but with Eagle Man