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Still an ancient astronaut theorist.
What can I say, I love my job.
What can I say, I love my job.
“Hey kids, gather round…. I want to tell you a story about a REAL Rookie…”
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
“Hey kids, gather round…. I want to tell you a story about a REAL Rookie…”
FYI my Chicago friends—be safe and be loud
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
FYI my Chicago friends—be safe and be loud
Second wind baby
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Second wind baby
Happy Green Wednesday to those who observe
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Happy Green Wednesday to those who observe
So it’s a documentary then?
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
So it’s a documentary then?
“Daddy daddy if you could only see,
Just how good he’s been treating me,
You’d give us your blessing right nowwwww
Because we are in love…”
Just how good he’s been treating me,
You’d give us your blessing right nowwwww
Because we are in love…”
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“Daddy daddy if you could only see,
Just how good he’s been treating me,
You’d give us your blessing right nowwwww
Because we are in love…”
Just how good he’s been treating me,
You’d give us your blessing right nowwwww
Because we are in love…”
Brandon Hagel would be so good on the Red Wings
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Brandon Hagel would be so good on the Red Wings
Exhibit A: track listing
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Exhibit A: track listing
With the Red Wings at the top of the Atlantic and the Grand Rapids Griffins the only undefeated team in pro hockey at the moment, sure is funny how people aren’t making fun of the Yzerplan lately.
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
With the Red Wings at the top of the Atlantic and the Grand Rapids Griffins the only undefeated team in pro hockey at the moment, sure is funny how people aren’t making fun of the Yzerplan lately.
Btw these are the most delicious things I’ve discovered this year
And they’re vegan, my veg friends
And they’re vegan, my veg friends
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Btw these are the most delicious things I’ve discovered this year
And they’re vegan, my veg friends
And they’re vegan, my veg friends
My friend took these last night on her way home to MN
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
My friend took these last night on her way home to MN
Sidebar but when I got here last night I ordered room service and the kid who delivered it looked like a hot Luigi.
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Sidebar but when I got here last night I ordered room service and the kid who delivered it looked like a hot Luigi.
So Midwestern. #ope #letmesqueezebyyou
November 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
So Midwestern. #ope #letmesqueezebyyou
If you see this, post 4 female characters you love
October 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If you see this, post 4 female characters you love
Good evening to @scotttkennedy.bsky.social and @intothejunction.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Good evening to @scotttkennedy.bsky.social and @intothejunction.bsky.social
Ahhh it’s fine I’m going to watch SVU and Organized Crime (my stories)
October 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Ahhh it’s fine I’m going to watch SVU and Organized Crime (my stories)
A Poem, in two stanzas
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
A Poem, in two stanzas