Schmalyson
@schmalyson.bsky.social
She/her, librarian/libarian
Lives near yinz
Lives near yinz
Me and the homie kickin' it on the balcony enjoying the evening breeze.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Me and the homie kickin' it on the balcony enjoying the evening breeze.
At Valley View in Garfield right now if you know anyone who needs it.
October 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
At Valley View in Garfield right now if you know anyone who needs it.
Monarch caterpillar on our butterfly milkweed today 🐛
September 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Monarch caterpillar on our butterfly milkweed today 🐛
Photographic evidence of why my budget and my couch cushions are busted.
August 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Photographic evidence of why my budget and my couch cushions are busted.
Across the street neighbor cat patiently waiting for next door neighbor cat to come outside.
July 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Across the street neighbor cat patiently waiting for next door neighbor cat to come outside.
Pretending saying blue MAGA is racist...some of y'all have lost the fuckin' plot again.
June 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Pretending saying blue MAGA is racist...some of y'all have lost the fuckin' plot again.
It's not pretty but damn the deviled egg toast at Speckled Egg is so good.
June 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It's not pretty but damn the deviled egg toast at Speckled Egg is so good.
Cringe is officially a dead concept. Describing genocide this way, with that PFP and name and banner, and you think other folks are cringe? That shit dead AF, stick a fork in it.
June 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Cringe is officially a dead concept. Describing genocide this way, with that PFP and name and banner, and you think other folks are cringe? That shit dead AF, stick a fork in it.
Amaryllis being appropriately punctual for Easter. 🌱
April 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Amaryllis being appropriately punctual for Easter. 🌱
And hell let's throw on a WIP for #ShowMeYourKnits, the Oh Valencia sock in Hedgehog Fibers Sock, $26 on sale.
April 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
And hell let's throw on a WIP for #ShowMeYourKnits, the Oh Valencia sock in Hedgehog Fibers Sock, $26 on sale.
This was for my husband, who has a loooooong torso, it was $112 and only because I caught the bulk packs on discount.
April 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This was for my husband, who has a loooooong torso, it was $112 and only because I caught the bulk packs on discount.
This sweater was $118.
April 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This sweater was $118.
This sweater for me was $91.
April 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This sweater for me was $91.
I see folks saying make your own clothes to avoid tariffs. Aside from the fact materials are also subject to tariffs, a brief thread on knitting costs. 🧶
First up, by far my cheapest pair of knit socks, yarn cost $16. (My dog is concerned about global economics.)
First up, by far my cheapest pair of knit socks, yarn cost $16. (My dog is concerned about global economics.)
April 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I see folks saying make your own clothes to avoid tariffs. Aside from the fact materials are also subject to tariffs, a brief thread on knitting costs. 🧶
First up, by far my cheapest pair of knit socks, yarn cost $16. (My dog is concerned about global economics.)
First up, by far my cheapest pair of knit socks, yarn cost $16. (My dog is concerned about global economics.)
Frogged a bunch of black cashmerino and it looks uncannily like bundles. 🧶
February 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Frogged a bunch of black cashmerino and it looks uncannily like bundles. 🧶
Sewing in ends is my absolute least favorite thing by so much. Massive hater. 🧶
Pattern: ravel.me/misheel
Pattern: ravel.me/misheel
February 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Sewing in ends is my absolute least favorite thing by so much. Massive hater. 🧶
Pattern: ravel.me/misheel
Pattern: ravel.me/misheel
GLAMs funding opportunity: Up to $50k available for the digitization of at-risk audio and A/V materials. Visit www.clir.org/recordings-a... for more information or to register for the upcoming applicant information webinar. 📚
January 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
GLAMs funding opportunity: Up to $50k available for the digitization of at-risk audio and A/V materials. Visit www.clir.org/recordings-a... for more information or to register for the upcoming applicant information webinar. 📚
Finna go walk the dog accessorized like I'm doing crimes.
January 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Finna go walk the dog accessorized like I'm doing crimes.
What they need to be spending that money on.
January 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
What they need to be spending that money on.
More baking (but make it savory)
December 25, 2024 at 9:13 PM
More baking (but make it savory)
I somehow bought way too much yarn for my friend Michelle's sweater so now I am knitting myself a www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib.... #ShowMeYourKnits 🧶
December 24, 2024 at 12:33 AM
I somehow bought way too much yarn for my friend Michelle's sweater so now I am knitting myself a www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib.... #ShowMeYourKnits 🧶
Evidence of baking (1.5 batches)
December 23, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Evidence of baking (1.5 batches)
My favorite and the cutest of the winter beers.
December 22, 2024 at 4:52 PM
My favorite and the cutest of the winter beers.
It took 16 days to get it decorated but that's ok because it's done a great job of being a giant air freshener in the meantime.
December 18, 2024 at 12:24 AM
It took 16 days to get it decorated but that's ok because it's done a great job of being a giant air freshener in the meantime.