Schneider's Moustache
@schneiderstache.bsky.social
I'll never forgive Elon Musk for ruining Twitter. #FBR #IndigeousRights #WomensRights #FuckRacism
Since when is being POTUS considered "a normal life"?
October 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Since when is being POTUS considered "a normal life"?
I guess it's hard to prove reputational damage on the part of a rancid, carcinogenic sack of shit.
September 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I guess it's hard to prove reputational damage on the part of a rancid, carcinogenic sack of shit.
Can we agree to start calling Teslas the "hate bug"?
September 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Can we agree to start calling Teslas the "hate bug"?
Someone needs to take dementia gwampa back to the home before he shits himself on camera.
September 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Someone needs to take dementia gwampa back to the home before he shits himself on camera.
Erika Kirk's fake ass grief video answers the age-old question: What if Eva Braun had survived Hitler?
September 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Erika Kirk's fake ass grief video answers the age-old question: What if Eva Braun had survived Hitler?
I haven't seen this many crocodile tears since Steve Irwin passed away.
September 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I haven't seen this many crocodile tears since Steve Irwin passed away.
Someone needs to update CNN on how to spell piece of shit terrorist. Spoiler: it isn't A-C-T-I-V-I-S-T.
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Someone needs to update CNN on how to spell piece of shit terrorist. Spoiler: it isn't A-C-T-I-V-I-S-T.
The resemblance is uncanny.
June 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The resemblance is uncanny.
America is an embarrassment to our species.
May 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
America is an embarrassment to our species.
Breaking news: Pope loses will to live after meeting with JD Vance.
April 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Breaking news: Pope loses will to live after meeting with JD Vance.
How cute. One of Trump's lap dogs thinks he's an expert on puppies.
April 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
How cute. One of Trump's lap dogs thinks he's an expert on puppies.
When your belt doubles as an underwire bra.
April 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
When your belt doubles as an underwire bra.
What we already knew: Neocon buffoon okay with Nazis as long as they don't tank the economy and make it look like his fault.
February 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
What we already knew: Neocon buffoon okay with Nazis as long as they don't tank the economy and make it look like his fault.
Welp, it seems we're back to CNN reading exactly like @theonion.com
January 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Welp, it seems we're back to CNN reading exactly like @theonion.com
When conservative hacks text me.
January 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
When conservative hacks text me.
Remember when Twitter was still Twitter and some of expressed concern that Trump might try to claim Canada the way Hitler did Austria? And they called us paranoid? Cuz I sure do.
December 10, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Remember when Twitter was still Twitter and some of expressed concern that Trump might try to claim Canada the way Hitler did Austria? And they called us paranoid? Cuz I sure do.
Glad to see the corporate sector speaking out against Trump's stupid ass tariffs, but where were these fuckers during the election, when the orange rapist sociopath told us what he was going to do?
November 26, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Glad to see the corporate sector speaking out against Trump's stupid ass tariffs, but where were these fuckers during the election, when the orange rapist sociopath told us what he was going to do?
He's busy filming the latest Chucky movie
November 19, 2024 at 10:15 PM
He's busy filming the latest Chucky movie
Trumpers are so cute when they think they can hurt me.
November 18, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Trumpers are so cute when they think they can hurt me.
At least I know what I'll be doing next Sunday night.
November 18, 2024 at 12:42 AM
At least I know what I'll be doing next Sunday night.
Welp, I was trying to get kicked off Twitter permanently, but a temporary suspension isn't bad for an hour's work.
November 18, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Welp, I was trying to get kicked off Twitter permanently, but a temporary suspension isn't bad for an hour's work.
OMG, how did I not know this was happening? 🤩
November 17, 2024 at 10:41 PM
OMG, how did I not know this was happening? 🤩
Term limits were invented by a clairvoyant who foresaw what Trump will look like in 2028.
November 13, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Term limits were invented by a clairvoyant who foresaw what Trump will look like in 2028.
Tomorrow on Fox News: Jill Biden so unpopular she can't even get a sex worker to come over.
November 13, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Tomorrow on Fox News: Jill Biden so unpopular she can't even get a sex worker to come over.
What kinda odds is Vegas giving on "Judge" Jeanine as AG and Dr. Phil as Surgeon General? 🙄
November 13, 2024 at 2:50 AM
What kinda odds is Vegas giving on "Judge" Jeanine as AG and Dr. Phil as Surgeon General? 🙄