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Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · Jul 7

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Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 16h

Variants for this one is kinda subtle. Don't feel bad if you don't spot the difference right away.

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 21h

We call those people "losers."

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 21h

Her defenses aint bad either. Nothing's getting to her.

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 21h

"WHY DOESN'T SHE?"

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 21h

Girls love unrelenting persistance. Everyone knows this!

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 21h

That's where his scrappy ability comes in clutch.

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 21h

She can't resist the big seal energy.

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 1d

Oops, looks like I'm blocking the exit... sexily.

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 2d

True. That's the face of "concern" if I've ever seen one.

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 2d

He must've been too preoccupied with math and science. IDIOT!

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 2d

Don't let 'em do it to you, Calem!

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 2d

It's a very gratifying specialization.

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, yeah, no, we're just barely getting started.

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 3d

The Nurse Joy's that treat ghost pokemon get higher pay.

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 4d

She's tired of granny pulling this shit.

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 4d

It's nice to have desert for dinner once in a while.

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 4d

There's nothing "less" about that bottom.

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 4d

Food porn will do that to you.

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 5d

Aw, man, he gets to eat pie tonight? Clearly someone's playing favorites.

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 6d

I mean, I can think of a few ways of tiring him out.

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 6d

That sugar hi is no joke.

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 6d

All 3 of them.

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 7d

Those eyes aren't closing anytime soon.

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 9d

See? Everything's fiiine, as long as no one finds out.

Schpicy @schpicy.bsky.social · 9d

She's crazy. She's getting messy again right after this.