Scoop Slam
@scoopslamchris.bsky.social
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He/Him I'll mainly be posting about the sport of kings, Professional Wrestling. Yo Soy Hechicero Leaves IS plants. Good and bad takes are my own.
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I flunked arts N crafts in 3rd grade. I'll see you sickos tomorrow night for #AEWFullGear #AEW 🤼 #wrestlesky
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The vibes on Bronami Code are always immaculate
🤼 #AEWGames
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Fate has decided. I have a new #NHL team!
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I'm afraid I'd miss the Coyotes too much and that would make me resentful of the Mammoths, but they're not out of the running
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hmmm my parents are from Jersey, so I do have a family ties to the land...and the devil rules
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solid case. I'll watch the Bruins game tonight and see if the vibe fits
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I prefer plucky underdogs
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Looking to adopt an NHL team since the Coyotes are no more. I know y'all can help. Plead your team's case below
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He's easily cooler than the other two. am I taking crazy pills
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I think he's just a guy who graduated 10+ years ago, but still hangs around
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I enjoy how accurate the "older guy who still hangs around the college kids" aspect is
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oof. maybe I do have a shot at getting back in. You may be a lost cause
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Kicked out of the DCF, my application to Dark Order ignored, too old for Frat House...Maybe The Conglomeration has a spot for me when Ishii goes back to Japan.
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I don't want to burn any bridges, so I'm not even gonna mention the severance package(or lack thereof) that Don offers
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Welp, I just got the email I've been dreading...I am no longer a member of the Don Callis Family... I guess El Clon fit better than I did, but I don't begrudge him at all. It was the right choice.
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absolutely. no city is perfect, but there seems to be a pattern with the cities that get wrestling a lot. Maybe it becomes less a special event and more a more a chance to go out, be social, and be weird
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establishment dems have never looked weaker and more unpopular than they do currently. It is the perfect time to primary them and get them out
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It's the exact nourishment my body needs
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It's hard to put into words how important Daily's Place and AEW during the pandemic were to me as a fan, but Corey does a pretty good job!

I probably wouldn't be a fan today tbh
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Breakfast(technically lunch) of champions
Cinnamon brown sugar pop tart with a zero sugar Dr pepper
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I had a gross, drunk older guy behind me at Dynamite a couple of weeks ago. It's rare, in my experience, but still sad that it happens at all
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It's the places that get wrestling all the time that seem to have the worst people
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I wish I could use the "he don't got internet" excuse for Tony not knowing about this dude, but Tony VERY MUCH has the internet
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Tonight's viewing:
🎥 🎃 #horrorsky
The Blair Witch Project