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@scotchwaifus.bsky.social

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18 PLUS ONLY. NSFW ART, FETISHES ABOUND. NO CHARACTER DEPICTED CONSENTED TO ANY ACT DEPICTED. MDNI. IM AN OLD MAN.

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Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · Dec 17

I guess its time to open up some commissions to suppliment the cost of christmas.

RULES.
NSFW only.
All characters must be canonically, reasonably adult (18+)
Commission is confirmed upon payment recieved.
Reference images are mandatory.
OCs are welcome.

DM for order form and more info!

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🎃Rocat but spooky🎃 @rocatart.bsky.social · 7h

Drew some Liara on Patreon >:D

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Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 7h

oooh man this is like crack

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 8h

I'll do that shit for free

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 12h

HAHA IT WAS DEFINITELY ME !!!!

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 23h

Mmmmmmm my coffee machine decided to just not work. Just died. It served me for years so I'm not mad but I am ffgffffffffffffffgffgffgf

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

I wish she was real

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

Of course I pay for sex. It's called a blowJOB for a reason

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

Absolutely based

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

Have them give u a letter grade and put them on your resume

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Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

Ok ok ok so, we got this new manager. He's a chill guy, doin his job. Turns out he got some RAW DATA on the servers, and showed us all the avg order amount, time to table, etc, and wouldn't you know the one I like the least is doing /the worst/ by a LARGE margin.

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Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

I am looking, and I will continue to look. If you wish, I can pencil you in for a daily look, does 4pm work for you?

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

Would

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DESMORMOS @des.lol · 2d

halloween crew..

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Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

Elaborate further because you might be onto something

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Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

You're looking for someone to dom you? Toss you around? Tell you what to do? Treat you like the slut you are?

Too bad, it's wednesday! It's a sub day. Womp womp .

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

I'm just a random piss uncle floating around as a fragment within your meatscape but I am happy for you and proud of all the hard work you've put in.

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes on the nose might be what we need.

Also the a colorful bird twink isn't a bad idea either.

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Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

You aren't wrong, and I'm strongly considering it. But im also worried about saturation of the bunny market.

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Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

Theoretically if I were to make a twink, for the sake of bondage stuff, and I wanted to make him a furry, what ??? CREATURE??? should he be. What's the twinkiest animal.

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Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

Ye I got you

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Penturose @penturose.bsky.social · 1d

unusually horny art for my bday

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Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

mmM im sweatin

Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

Some more but this time, no ref, raw doggin it, stream of conciousness gestures.

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Scotchwaifus @scotchwaifus.bsky.social · 1d

Todays dailies, lmk which is your fave. (I forgot to mark 3 as a fave but i do like that one.)

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