There's potential here. Amy Taylor for Australian ambassador to the USA. Mo Charah for Irish ambassador to the Court of St James.

That's probably not something Trajan anticipated when he launched his Dacian Wars.

Britain went one better. Our government prioritised evacuating dogs over Afghans who had assisted the British military, and were on Taliban kill lists.

What I remember most were the bewildered expressions on their faces, as they were led off to be shot. This was very much not how things were supposed to go down for them.

OK, let's get the police onto it then, MI5 too.

I remember someone posting a picture of the pair of them, sat together in a booth at the restaurant they owned. Apparently the waiter who approached their table lost the power of speech, and the owner had to step in.

Real sub/dom vibe right there.

Makes you think what manner of sub/dom nastiness the Russians have photos or videos of him performing.