Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear
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True Story: I'm having a New Year's Eve party at my club in Second Life. 11 PM Eastern Time (8 PM Second Life Time). Let me know if you wanna come by.
"There's red tape in the bush?"
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
"There's red tape in the bush?"
Damn, the score to Orca is an Ennio Morricone joint.
December 9, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Damn, the score to Orca is an Ennio Morricone joint.
Someone buy my cat a 1 year gift subscription to the Criterion Channel.
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Someone buy my cat a 1 year gift subscription to the Criterion Channel.
How does someone sound exactly like Robert Smith for their entire adult life?
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
How does someone sound exactly like Robert Smith for their entire adult life?
Y'all...
Did you know that David Corenswet's grandfather is Edward Packard of Choose Your Own Adventure fame, and just not tell me about it?
Like, the press tour for that Superman movie was huge. How did I not see him get asked about that?
Did you know that David Corenswet's grandfather is Edward Packard of Choose Your Own Adventure fame, and just not tell me about it?
Like, the press tour for that Superman movie was huge. How did I not see him get asked about that?
December 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Y'all...
Did you know that David Corenswet's grandfather is Edward Packard of Choose Your Own Adventure fame, and just not tell me about it?
Like, the press tour for that Superman movie was huge. How did I not see him get asked about that?
Did you know that David Corenswet's grandfather is Edward Packard of Choose Your Own Adventure fame, and just not tell me about it?
Like, the press tour for that Superman movie was huge. How did I not see him get asked about that?
I hope y'all listen to @phantogram.com as much as I do.
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I hope y'all listen to @phantogram.com as much as I do.
Who else here was on acid the first time they saw this video?
Beastie Boys - So What Cha Want
YouTube video by BeastieBoysVEVO
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December 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Who else here was on acid the first time they saw this video?
Why aren't The Faint playing stadiums?
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Why aren't The Faint playing stadiums?
Here's to Texas and the Wu-Tang Clan someday deciding "Y'know what? Let's do a whole album of this shit."
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Here's to Texas and the Wu-Tang Clan someday deciding "Y'know what? Let's do a whole album of this shit."
This song fucks.
TREPONEM PAL 02 Pushing You Too Far
YouTube video by TREPONEM PAL
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December 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
This song fucks.
Vito Bratta is the Cynthia Rothrock of guys from Staten Island who play guitar.
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Vito Bratta is the Cynthia Rothrock of guys from Staten Island who play guitar.
Christ, Phil Collins and Trent Reznor sound alike.
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Christ, Phil Collins and Trent Reznor sound alike.
I feel like I've posted this song recently, and I don't fucking care, listen again, it's gorgeous.
The Visitors
YouTube video by ABBA - Topic
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December 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I feel like I've posted this song recently, and I don't fucking care, listen again, it's gorgeous.
I need more Falco in my life.
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I need more Falco in my life.
Do any of you have spaces in your place of residence that look like your club in Second Life or is it just me?
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Do any of you have spaces in your place of residence that look like your club in Second Life or is it just me?
L.A. folks could probably tell me this, or perhaps @billyidolfeed.bsky.social could if it's him and he doesn't mind me asking, but when Billy Idol's not on stage and just out somewhere dancing, does he still dance like he does onstage/in videos with the one fist in the air? Because I really hope so.
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
L.A. folks could probably tell me this, or perhaps @billyidolfeed.bsky.social could if it's him and he doesn't mind me asking, but when Billy Idol's not on stage and just out somewhere dancing, does he still dance like he does onstage/in videos with the one fist in the air? Because I really hope so.
Unauthorized headbanging to Marc Almond & Gene Pitney's "Something's Gotten Hold Of My Heart"
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Unauthorized headbanging to Marc Almond & Gene Pitney's "Something's Gotten Hold Of My Heart"
I miss going out dancing.
Sure, I can dance in my house, with better lighting than some clubs have, but it's not the same.
Sure, I can dance in my house, with better lighting than some clubs have, but it's not the same.
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I miss going out dancing.
Sure, I can dance in my house, with better lighting than some clubs have, but it's not the same.
Sure, I can dance in my house, with better lighting than some clubs have, but it's not the same.
With the granular control we have of things, whether developers want us to have it or not, we should have more granular control over shuffle play on basically anything.
Because they're banking on hope, I think most shuffle play is weighed toward more familiar songs instead of rare ones. Fuck that.
Because they're banking on hope, I think most shuffle play is weighed toward more familiar songs instead of rare ones. Fuck that.
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
With the granular control we have of things, whether developers want us to have it or not, we should have more granular control over shuffle play on basically anything.
Because they're banking on hope, I think most shuffle play is weighed toward more familiar songs instead of rare ones. Fuck that.
Because they're banking on hope, I think most shuffle play is weighed toward more familiar songs instead of rare ones. Fuck that.
Can someone...CMLL, AEW, anyone, hire Hugo Savinovich away from AAA? Like, I miss Vikingo and Mr. Iguana and some others, but I REALLY miss Hugo on commentary.
(I don't miss Psycho Clown's music.)
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(I don't miss Psycho Clown's music.)
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December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Can someone...CMLL, AEW, anyone, hire Hugo Savinovich away from AAA? Like, I miss Vikingo and Mr. Iguana and some others, but I REALLY miss Hugo on commentary.
(I don't miss Psycho Clown's music.)
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(I don't miss Psycho Clown's music.)
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Remembering the year that Walter O'Malley got in and a few old Brooklyn fans drove all the way to Cooperstown just to boo the shit out of him.
Imagine that, but everyone in the crowd for Jeff Kent. Enjoy the village of Cooperstown, then ruin the best day of a shitheel's life. Do it, house-leavers.
Imagine that, but everyone in the crowd for Jeff Kent. Enjoy the village of Cooperstown, then ruin the best day of a shitheel's life. Do it, house-leavers.
December 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Remembering the year that Walter O'Malley got in and a few old Brooklyn fans drove all the way to Cooperstown just to boo the shit out of him.
Imagine that, but everyone in the crowd for Jeff Kent. Enjoy the village of Cooperstown, then ruin the best day of a shitheel's life. Do it, house-leavers.
Imagine that, but everyone in the crowd for Jeff Kent. Enjoy the village of Cooperstown, then ruin the best day of a shitheel's life. Do it, house-leavers.
Our cat gets MAD when I'm late for the late movie. Yells at me and shit. Don't ever tell me that cats don't know what's up.
December 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Our cat gets MAD when I'm late for the late movie. Yells at me and shit. Don't ever tell me that cats don't know what's up.
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I've decided I no longer need the BBHOF to validate the players that I know in my heart are HOFers.
I'll be hosting my inaugural induction ceremony this summer (sponsored by Natty Light).
My 1st class of inductees are Lou Whitaker, Bill Freehan, Dale Murphy, Dwight Evans, and Fernando Valenzuela.
I'll be hosting my inaugural induction ceremony this summer (sponsored by Natty Light).
My 1st class of inductees are Lou Whitaker, Bill Freehan, Dale Murphy, Dwight Evans, and Fernando Valenzuela.
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I've decided I no longer need the BBHOF to validate the players that I know in my heart are HOFers.
I'll be hosting my inaugural induction ceremony this summer (sponsored by Natty Light).
My 1st class of inductees are Lou Whitaker, Bill Freehan, Dale Murphy, Dwight Evans, and Fernando Valenzuela.
I'll be hosting my inaugural induction ceremony this summer (sponsored by Natty Light).
My 1st class of inductees are Lou Whitaker, Bill Freehan, Dale Murphy, Dwight Evans, and Fernando Valenzuela.
From 2008, but that's good enough for me. Jeff Kent can continue to go fuck his hat.
Opinion: Jeff Kent opens his checkbook and takes a stand against gay marriage
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December 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
From 2008, but that's good enough for me. Jeff Kent can continue to go fuck his hat.
Jeff Kent was the only person on that list who got elected? Fuck it, just give control of that museum to the fucking Baseball Reliquary already.
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Jeff Kent was the only person on that list who got elected? Fuck it, just give control of that museum to the fucking Baseball Reliquary already.