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Hanging out in my living room on the Internet. Please be (un)cool enough to hang out here.

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One of my favorite bands that I absolutely do not talk about enough.
December 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
LET GRANDPA DO 'SPLOSIONS
December 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ooh, that looks like a good one.
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Did someone in your neighborhood die or something?
December 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
In the immortal words of Buffalo Bills wide receiver Stevie Johnson, "I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO…"
December 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Oh, Female Trouble, too.
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
It took me forever to get to, and there's stuff I do and don't like about it, but I'm forgetting the specifics.
December 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Re-watches on my mind:

Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
Christmas Eve on Sesame Street
It Happened One Christmas (Marlo Thomas It's A Wonderful Life remake)
Cobra
The Ice Harvest
Gremlins
1941
Less Than Zero
The Thin Man
Bad Santa
Batman Returns
Hardware

I know I'm forgetting some sci-fi.
December 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
On the day itself?
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
There were two in our lifetimes, probably: '80-'83 (before Vince poached Hogan and everyone else, or as he was doing it), and then from when the Road Warriors got there in '84 to about the end of '87. I saw from about the end of the Rick Martel run to around when the Rockers first won the belt.
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
That's gonna need to be a long crash-out. Bayley's got a year and a half on her deal.
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I was thinking late peak. Hennig and Hall, the Rockers, Hansen, Martel, Road Warriors.
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
You too!
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM