And by "we," I mean anyone who is still active on Instagram, because I'm not.

I hope we get a "The Decision" hosted by Tony Gwynn Jr posted on Instagram Stories beforehand.

The Greup is going to Cleveland to run the Browns.

Anyone expecting any sort of substance from a Padres press conference hasn't been paying any attention for at least 30 years.

Exactly what a wannabe loser troll slob would say

I called Senator Moreno's and Senator Husted's offices. Voice mail at each. But I used the previous post as a template for the messages, saying that it has to be one or the other: either the Senator calls for Trump's resignation or he must explain why his being a pedophile isn't disqualifying.

It might be a tumor.

Will this suffice?

You know that old guy on Chappelle Show that did that "Holla at me" thing? That's what they sounded like.

No, they were locals. And everything was hella.

No one told that to the three teenage girls behind me in line for Back to the Future: The Ride at Universal Studios years ago.

It's the new "hella."

Windows & Cheese tastes horrible.

As a lot the replies point out, that's probably false. And it's on Threads, which doesn't help the accuracy at all. But there's nothing that says my idea wouldn't make a great movie.

[insert "The Padres have slayed the dragon...AGAIN!" clip from 97.3 here]