Scott Jegg
@scottjegg.bsky.social
Look, man. I ain't falling for no banana in the tailpipe.
Skinning up
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
When I was a security guard 40+ years ago, a number of posts had manual elevators. I got very good at getting the elevator to line up perfectly with the floor at which I wanted to exist.
When I was a security guard 40+ years ago, a number of posts had manual elevators. I got very good at getting the elevator to line up perfectly with the floor at which I wanted to exist.
December 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Skinning up
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
WTF is this World Cup draw though? They fucking ruin everything with their shit.
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
WTF is this World Cup draw though? They fucking ruin everything with their shit.
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No that's not *your* on *our behalf*. Your job is to report the story, presenting all sides fairly and then *we* call it. What Mason is saying here is fundamentally not what the bbc is for!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 AM
No that's not *your* on *our behalf*. Your job is to report the story, presenting all sides fairly and then *we* call it. What Mason is saying here is fundamentally not what the bbc is for!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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ICE violently detain U.S. citizen who is standing up for his employees—tackle his elderly mother in the process.
He looks right at Chicago Police just standing around and asks, "Officers, why are you letting this happen?"
Nate Griffin is the manager for the Laugh Factory comedy club in Chicago.
He looks right at Chicago Police just standing around and asks, "Officers, why are you letting this happen?"
Nate Griffin is the manager for the Laugh Factory comedy club in Chicago.
October 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
ICE violently detain U.S. citizen who is standing up for his employees—tackle his elderly mother in the process.
He looks right at Chicago Police just standing around and asks, "Officers, why are you letting this happen?"
Nate Griffin is the manager for the Laugh Factory comedy club in Chicago.
He looks right at Chicago Police just standing around and asks, "Officers, why are you letting this happen?"
Nate Griffin is the manager for the Laugh Factory comedy club in Chicago.
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a more virile president would drop powerful turd bombs not leak soup like he's trying to put out a forest fire
October 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
a more virile president would drop powerful turd bombs not leak soup like he's trying to put out a forest fire
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While Trump is busy licking his wounds in public, this week his loyalist have fought tooth and nail to prevent the US congress from releasing the Epstein files and have declared anti-fascism terrorism punishable by arbitrary arrest or assassination.
October 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
While Trump is busy licking his wounds in public, this week his loyalist have fought tooth and nail to prevent the US congress from releasing the Epstein files and have declared anti-fascism terrorism punishable by arbitrary arrest or assassination.
If someone can tell me a better snare than the one on Hazy Shade of Winter by the Bangles, I'm dying to hear it - bearing in mind, I'm well aware of the one at the start of She Sells Sanctuary.
October 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If someone can tell me a better snare than the one on Hazy Shade of Winter by the Bangles, I'm dying to hear it - bearing in mind, I'm well aware of the one at the start of She Sells Sanctuary.
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Every motorway service station should have a 5-a-side football pitch. The score should be continuous throughout the day with travellers swapping in and out via infinite subs.
October 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Every motorway service station should have a 5-a-side football pitch. The score should be continuous throughout the day with travellers swapping in and out via infinite subs.
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All those preparing to vote in order to allow a Reform U.K. Ltd government in.
You have been warned. #dictatorship
You have been warned. #dictatorship
September 18, 2025 at 11:12 AM
All those preparing to vote in order to allow a Reform U.K. Ltd government in.
You have been warned. #dictatorship
You have been warned. #dictatorship
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"The big orange elephant in the room that we're all tiptoeing around is the fact that Mandelson was chosen for that position, to be the interface with President Trump, not despite his questionable connections and his rather ephemeral morals, but because of them. Because he shares them with Trump."
September 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"The big orange elephant in the room that we're all tiptoeing around is the fact that Mandelson was chosen for that position, to be the interface with President Trump, not despite his questionable connections and his rather ephemeral morals, but because of them. Because he shares them with Trump."
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
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The Battle of DC is underway, brave US troops march on the nation’s Capitol, meeting the enemy head on in a desperate struggle against littering. With steel in their hearts and plastic bags in their hands, the troops brave behind enemy lines.
August 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The Battle of DC is underway, brave US troops march on the nation’s Capitol, meeting the enemy head on in a desperate struggle against littering. With steel in their hearts and plastic bags in their hands, the troops brave behind enemy lines.
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Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
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Stop the yachts.
“We are basically serfs. Doffing our cap in such a grotesque way that people can’t even see through a bullshit-peddler private-school banker, telling them immigrants are the problem and not the entrenched privilege from which he and his ilk have benefited more than anyone who came on a small boat.”
NEW: How do you solve a problem like Migration?
A special episode.
😍 @minnierahman.bsky.social's return to the gang
🌍 a truly meaningful conversation on migration
🦍 why doing the school run dressed as a gorilla is a problem
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/6bVW...
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A special episode.
😍 @minnierahman.bsky.social's return to the gang
🌍 a truly meaningful conversation on migration
🦍 why doing the school run dressed as a gorilla is a problem
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/6bVW...
🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/q...
July 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Stop the yachts.