Curmudgeonly Gnome
@scruffy-one.bsky.social
Forest dwelling
Level 49
🇨🇦
Level 49
🇨🇦
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
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I touched grass today, and now Gaia has a restraining order against me.
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I touched grass today, and now Gaia has a restraining order against me.
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I’ve outlived most of my reasons, and the ones I have left aren’t entirely reasonable.
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’ve outlived most of my reasons, and the ones I have left aren’t entirely reasonable.
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HEY! CLUMPY GALAXY IS JUST HOW THE HIGH EXHAULTED SQUID GODS MADE IT
A clumpy galaxy, observed with the Hubble Space Telescope in the COSMOS survey.
It is at redshift 0.73 (lookback time 6.67 billion years) with coordinates (150.64713, 2.52289).
35 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo: Hubble.
It is at redshift 0.73 (lookback time 6.67 billion years) with coordinates (150.64713, 2.52289).
35 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo: Hubble.
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
HEY! CLUMPY GALAXY IS JUST HOW THE HIGH EXHAULTED SQUID GODS MADE IT
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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I made cupcakes for the Bluesky bake sale
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I made cupcakes for the Bluesky bake sale
I just noticed how recipe is spelled, what the fuck?
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I just noticed how recipe is spelled, what the fuck?
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Well now that's upsetting.
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Well now that's upsetting.
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People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time
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🎶my own/
personal/
chat bot🎶
personal/
chat bot🎶
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
🎶my own/
personal/
chat bot🎶
personal/
chat bot🎶
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They quit making pennies so now I have to beat people with a sock full of nickels. Damn inflation
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
They quit making pennies so now I have to beat people with a sock full of nickels. Damn inflation
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At the risk of sounding like your dad: spend the extra money and buy the good snow brush for your car
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
At the risk of sounding like your dad: spend the extra money and buy the good snow brush for your car
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she’s here
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
she’s here
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Solid advice
One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Solid advice
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If “Without Me” by Eminem came out in the 1950’s:
🎶 Sound Up 🔊
🎶 Sound Up 🔊
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If “Without Me” by Eminem came out in the 1950’s:
🎶 Sound Up 🔊
🎶 Sound Up 🔊
What is this genre? I need more of it
This. Is. AMAZING!
If “Without Me” by Eminem came out in the 1950’s:
🎶 Sound Up 🔊
🎶 Sound Up 🔊
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
What is this genre? I need more of it
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This. Is. AMAZING!
If “Without Me” by Eminem came out in the 1950’s:
🎶 Sound Up 🔊
🎶 Sound Up 🔊
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This. Is. AMAZING!
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
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a library but of spouses you can borrow
October 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
a library but of spouses you can borrow