David Shute
@seadave9000.bsky.social
Animator, writer and occasional cat
A long time. Would've been shorter if someone could have posted bail, but unfortunately my love is pretty skint right now.
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
A long time. Would've been shorter if someone could have posted bail, but unfortunately my love is pretty skint right now.
An American pancake shop institutes a strict dress code, and their security staff must locate and eject anyone wearing jeans.
IHOP Denim Hunters.
IHOP Denim Hunters.
October 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
An American pancake shop institutes a strict dress code, and their security staff must locate and eject anyone wearing jeans.
IHOP Denim Hunters.
IHOP Denim Hunters.
Alisdair Becket-King was SHOT by a TOY that was pointed APPROXIMATELY AT HIM
July 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Alisdair Becket-King was SHOT by a TOY that was pointed APPROXIMATELY AT HIM
Alistair Beckett-King was killed by A HARPOON fired by A DISGRUNTLED AUDIENCE MEMBER on HIS BIRTHDAY
July 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Alistair Beckett-King was killed by A HARPOON fired by A DISGRUNTLED AUDIENCE MEMBER on HIS BIRTHDAY
My goodness, he's even more majestic than I imagined.
June 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
My goodness, he's even more majestic than I imagined.
I can heartily recommend this. An excellent guest.
May 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I can heartily recommend this. An excellent guest.
7-D's definition made me chuckle when I got it, thanks!
November 30, 2024 at 5:26 PM
7-D's definition made me chuckle when I got it, thanks!
The answer is: ORB
November 19, 2024 at 9:13 PM
The answer is: ORB
Hooray! And thank you!
November 19, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Hooray! And thank you!