Seamus Blackley
@seamus.bsky.social
Them: You're the father of the xbox!
Me: If it moves back in, it’s paying rent.
theoretical physics | CEO | gastroegyptology | cacao | CHM trustee
Me: If it moves back in, it’s paying rent.
theoretical physics | CEO | gastroegyptology | cacao | CHM trustee
No, Apple “AI,” Philip is not a bighorn sheep. He’s a relatively small (but intellectually enormous) standard Dachshund.
I know that there aren’t many photos of dachshunds on the internet for you to learn from so it makes sense that you’d get this wrong.
I know that there aren’t many photos of dachshunds on the internet for you to learn from so it makes sense that you’d get this wrong.
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
No, Apple “AI,” Philip is not a bighorn sheep. He’s a relatively small (but intellectually enormous) standard Dachshund.
I know that there aren’t many photos of dachshunds on the internet for you to learn from so it makes sense that you’d get this wrong.
I know that there aren’t many photos of dachshunds on the internet for you to learn from so it makes sense that you’d get this wrong.
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Happy Thanksgiving.
Sourdough. 100% whole wheat. Hard to do.
October 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Sourdough. 100% whole wheat. Hard to do.
Irony has been tortured for years in an improvised dungeon under a split level in a suburban neighborhood of Palo Alto, and has just been found dead by neighbors investigating a strong smell.
October 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Irony has been tortured for years in an improvised dungeon under a split level in a suburban neighborhood of Palo Alto, and has just been found dead by neighbors investigating a strong smell.
My dear friend, my brave companion.
May you journey amongst the imperishable stars
May you sail on the boat of a million years
May you journey amongst the imperishable stars
May you sail on the boat of a million years
October 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My dear friend, my brave companion.
May you journey amongst the imperishable stars
May you sail on the boat of a million years
May you journey amongst the imperishable stars
May you sail on the boat of a million years
Chimayó with poachies.
October 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Chimayó with poachies.
May she journey forever amongst the imperishable stars.
October 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
May she journey forever amongst the imperishable stars.
What did you do this weekend?
September 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
What did you do this weekend?
If I somehow magically met Oscar, I would just collapse and cry.
A kind, deep, terrifying titan of human achievement potential.
A kind, deep, terrifying titan of human achievement potential.
September 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If I somehow magically met Oscar, I would just collapse and cry.
A kind, deep, terrifying titan of human achievement potential.
A kind, deep, terrifying titan of human achievement potential.
It is indeed end times!
September 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It is indeed end times!
Sunday is baking day. Starter from my friend Steve Winter at Bread Source is Norwich. Sprouted whole wheat. 50% hydration.
September 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Sunday is baking day. Starter from my friend Steve Winter at Bread Source is Norwich. Sprouted whole wheat. 50% hydration.
“The longer I live, the more I read, the more patiently I think, and the more anxiously I inquire, the less I seem to know...Do justly. Love mercy. Walk humbly. This is enough.”
August 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“The longer I live, the more I read, the more patiently I think, and the more anxiously I inquire, the less I seem to know...Do justly. Love mercy. Walk humbly. This is enough.”
It’s the 2020’s edition of the Nigerian Prince email schema. The people wanna believe.
August 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It’s the 2020’s edition of the Nigerian Prince email schema. The people wanna believe.
The crew are ready to rock.
August 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The crew are ready to rock.
What have I done for @gailsimone.bsky.social lately? Shit. Nothing. Gail I will send you chocolate.
August 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
What have I done for @gailsimone.bsky.social lately? Shit. Nothing. Gail I will send you chocolate.
Some smartass Masshole gets a solid 10/10 on naming these streets in San Gabriel, CA. BRAVO. No notes.
August 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Some smartass Masshole gets a solid 10/10 on naming these streets in San Gabriel, CA. BRAVO. No notes.