Sean Craddock
@seany.bsky.social
40, London, other tedious descriptors.
Upon hearing Mel Gibson lost his house, all I can think of is the 30 Rock telethon episode.
January 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Upon hearing Mel Gibson lost his house, all I can think of is the 30 Rock telethon episode.
I’ll never guess?! Did it gain sentience and scream from inside your rectum? Did you suddenly become fluent in Welsh? Ooh- I can’t wait to find out!
*reads*
Oh, you went to A&E and had it removed. Well that’s disappointing. And not very hard to guess.
*reads*
Oh, you went to A&E and had it removed. Well that’s disappointing. And not very hard to guess.
January 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I’ll never guess?! Did it gain sentience and scream from inside your rectum? Did you suddenly become fluent in Welsh? Ooh- I can’t wait to find out!
*reads*
Oh, you went to A&E and had it removed. Well that’s disappointing. And not very hard to guess.
*reads*
Oh, you went to A&E and had it removed. Well that’s disappointing. And not very hard to guess.
My dog, maaaan. On walks he often grazes on a specific grass clump, which he also pisses on. Today he shat on it. Without a doubt he’ll try snack on it tomorrow. Like pooping in your own fridge.
The things he attempts (and sometimes manages to) eat, I have no idea how he’d made it to 13.
The things he attempts (and sometimes manages to) eat, I have no idea how he’d made it to 13.
December 29, 2024 at 7:55 PM
My dog, maaaan. On walks he often grazes on a specific grass clump, which he also pisses on. Today he shat on it. Without a doubt he’ll try snack on it tomorrow. Like pooping in your own fridge.
The things he attempts (and sometimes manages to) eat, I have no idea how he’d made it to 13.
The things he attempts (and sometimes manages to) eat, I have no idea how he’d made it to 13.