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spoonie woo-woo poetical shadow animal; inclined to love everything while often at odds with life in this weird era
#resist

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ISO other kind, discerning, deeply feeling, ridiculous souls & weirdos
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Reposting the intro thread I wrote on Mastodon a year ago in case anyone is ever looking for a general sense of me.
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Breaking character: I am open to the idea the media's coverage of Biden's age and mental acuity was fair or perhaps not even tough enough. But the fact that it was so much tougher than the coverage of Trump's (more severe) mental decline is damning and I can't see how anyone could argue otherwise.
NYT isn’t worth reading because they are in the bag for Trump
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
My dog Zizzy’s rescue is facing financial collapse by the end of the holidays. I know there are a ton of worthy causes out there currently, but please consider donating to keep them operational. They routinely scoop the most vulnerable dogs from ACCT euthanasia lists. www.zeffy.com/en-US/fundra...
Zizzy Balubah
Our History, Your Impact.Street Tails Animal Rescue was founded in 2001 as a one-woman effort out of their pet store, to rescue and rehome dogs one at a time. In 2010, the organization transitioned to...
www.zeffy.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Found this adorable beagle-chonk wandering alone today during my daily dog walk & after some cooperation with a caring neighbor, was able to get him back home. Somehow I’m always rounding a corner just in time for lost dogs- a strange, magical existence. 💖
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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it's very funny that they replaced spellcheck with spellcheck that gaslights you and also does not work
I use Claude (an AI) to scan my posts for spelling and grammar errors. On the most recent post (about the East Wing, link below), I got a really amazing addendum.
www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...
October 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Footsie Rolls
Dump Dums
Snickets (just sounds like bad news)
Smartles (probably a parasitic alien life form)
Almond Roy (why do they call him that?)
Skittler (hope to never find out)
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Hershey's Pisses
Gutterfinger
Dummy Bears
Change one letter ruin a candy

Baby Tuth
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I love how you can hear all of her rings clinking together in emphasis following each point. The Powers were surely listening in, so we’ll see what happens. 🕸️⚡️🌚✨
Rep. Rosa DeLauro: "On the food stamp issue, the money is there! Let them not get away with saying they can't do it. Their political will isn't there to feed the people who rely on the SNAP program which is the most effective anti-hunger program in the USA."
October 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Warm Prompt, for anyone who might be needing one today.
October 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Local legislator displays the importance of kerning
October 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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You are free to question the science behind my research, but I stand by my claim that coffee and tea taste at least 63% better when you're drinking them from your most cherished mug.
October 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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The perfect dog costume doesn't exi--
October 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Maybe the witchiest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

youtu.be/i0haetbayWo?...
EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY reads "Renascence"
YouTube video by Poets Speak
youtu.be
October 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Behold my little animal-goblin, for he is too cute for me to be the only one beholding him.
September 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
They never really want to talk. 😔
July 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Thinking about screaming even if no one ever says the Secret Word.
June 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Plz, if you’re into brief but enormously effective wastes of time, have a visit to my deranged nonsense content channel on TikTok, Flip, or Youtube: @Potential_Spam888

youtube.com/shorts/1Fy65...
This call is being recorded 3
YouTube video by Potential Spam
youtube.com
June 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Being sure to lock my door before leaving the house so that no one comes in to steal my collection of avocado pits.
June 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
@hexxarcana.bsky.social eeeeEEEeee! 💖💖💖
May 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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From: The Little Mermaid (1968), dir. Ivan Aksenchuk, Soyuzmultfilm
May 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend. the horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within.

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Thanks Microsoft Teams for that not-at-all-chilling message 😧
May 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
My favorite mid-life phenomenon thus far has been hesitating to wear eye makeup because occasionally air will inexplicably get trapped between my eyeball & my eyelid & the only way to get it out is by sliding a fingertip across my entire eyelid to restore the seal.
May 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Albín Brunovský
April 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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If you’ve sent me a text and I didn’t respond please know that I didn’t forget you, you’ll live on in my subconscious as a vague sense of dread forever
May 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Girls can only have 2 dolls but boys can lose 4 F-18s in the Red Sea
May 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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May 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM