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spoonie woo-woo poetical shadow animal; inclined to love everything while often at odds with life in this weird era
#resist

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ISO other kind, discerning, deeply feeling, ridiculous souls & weirdos
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👁️Public Universal Magic Weirdo Friend👁️🍂✨ @secretsandtea.bsky.social · Dec 2
Reposting the intro thread I wrote on Mastodon a year ago in case anyone is ever looking for a general sense of me.
Posted one year ago, Aprylle Peculiaris writes on Mastodon: Hello into the void. Computer circuitry heart emoji.
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Breaking character: I am open to the idea the media's coverage of Biden's age and mental acuity was fair or perhaps not even tough enough. But the fact that it was so much tougher than the coverage of Trump's (more severe) mental decline is damning and I can't see how anyone could argue otherwise.
philoof.bsky.social Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 15d
NYT isn’t worth reading because they are in the bag for Trump
Media bias
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
secretsandtea.bsky.social
My dog Zizzy’s rescue is facing financial collapse by the end of the holidays. I know there are a ton of worthy causes out there currently, but please consider donating to keep them operational. They routinely scoop the most vulnerable dogs from ACCT euthanasia lists. www.zeffy.com/en-US/fundra...
Zizzy Balubah
Our History, Your Impact.Street Tails Animal Rescue was founded in 2001 as a one-woman effort out of their pet store, to rescue and rehome dogs one at a time. In 2010, the organization transitioned to...
www.zeffy.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
secretsandtea.bsky.social
Found this adorable beagle-chonk wandering alone today during my daily dog walk & after some cooperation with a caring neighbor, was able to get him back home. Somehow I’m always rounding a corner just in time for lost dogs- a strange, magical existence. 💖
A chubby little beagle sniffing his way down an incline toward the road at a neighborhood intersection. Little glossy-coated beagle boy sits expectantly in a neighbor’s entrance way with the leash I used to lasso him around his neck. Blurry pic of a cute terrified beagle with his tongue out behind the bars of a dog crate. Mr. Cute stands in the dog crate wondering where he is and how he will get home while a strange lady takes pictures of him to make lost & found Facebook posts.
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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nora.zone
it's very funny that they replaced spellcheck with spellcheck that gaslights you and also does not work
pbump.com Philip Bump @pbump.com · Oct 30
I use Claude (an AI) to scan my posts for spelling and grammar errors. On the most recent post (about the East Wing, link below), I got a really amazing addendum.
www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...
October 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
secretsandtea.bsky.social
Footsie Rolls
Dump Dums
Snickets (just sounds like bad news)
Smartles (probably a parasitic alien life form)
Almond Roy (why do they call him that?)
Skittler (hope to never find out)
stinasdemons.com ⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (StinaMarie) @stinasdemons.com · Oct 30
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Hershey's Pisses
Gutterfinger
Dummy Bears
shiftypumpkin.com ShiftyPumpkin @shiftypumpkin.com · Oct 30
Change one letter ruin a candy

Baby Tuth
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
secretsandtea.bsky.social
I love how you can hear all of her rings clinking together in emphasis following each point. The Powers were surely listening in, so we’ll see what happens. 🕸️⚡️🌚✨
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Oct 28
Rep. Rosa DeLauro: "On the food stamp issue, the money is there! Let them not get away with saying they can't do it. Their political will isn't there to feed the people who rely on the SNAP program which is the most effective anti-hunger program in the USA."
October 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
secretsandtea.bsky.social
Warm Prompt, for anyone who might be needing one today.
A pop-up notification that says “Warm Prompt” in bold lettering and then “Tracking number for your parcel has been updated.” At the bottom there is an OK button.
October 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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kelciemmorris.bsky.social
Local legislator displays the importance of kerning
Fighter jets against the backdrop of a sky with the Idaho state flag and a quote that should say “everyone is an ally until they aren’t” but the spacing makes it look like it says “everyone is anally until they aren’t”
October 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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whimsicalmuse.bsky.social
You are free to question the science behind my research, but I stand by my claim that coffee and tea taste at least 63% better when you're drinking them from your most cherished mug.
October 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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jooliaghoulia.bsky.social
The perfect dog costume doesn't exi--
October 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
secretsandtea.bsky.social
Maybe the witchiest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

youtu.be/i0haetbayWo?...
EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY reads "Renascence"
YouTube video by Poets Speak
youtu.be
October 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
secretsandtea.bsky.social
Behold my little animal-goblin, for he is too cute for me to be the only one beholding him.
Just a cute little guy, part chihuahua and part rat terrier, with short slick light brown fur and white highlights around his back nose and big alert shiny eyes. His ears are huge and pointy and the end of his tail has thick darker longer hair like a wild woodland creature. He’s laying on a bed with his head perked up at attention to the camera.
September 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
secretsandtea.bsky.social
They never really want to talk. 😔
Image of a text conversation on an iphone. Sender: Got a minute to talk? Receiver: A lantern bearer lights the way for those who no more seize the day Sender: I am Mediyln from Indeed, We have a job opening. would you like to know more details? Receiver: Blind eyes peer out from every head that crowds the carriage of the dead A miser thought to keep his gold as shield against the coming cold But what cared death for mortal gains? He smiled upon the miser’s pains
July 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
secretsandtea.bsky.social
Thinking about screaming even if no one ever says the Secret Word.
June 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
secretsandtea.bsky.social
Plz, if you’re into brief but enormously effective wastes of time, have a visit to my deranged nonsense content channel on TikTok, Flip, or Youtube: @Potential_Spam888

youtube.com/shorts/1Fy65...
This call is being recorded 3
YouTube video by Potential Spam
youtube.com
June 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
secretsandtea.bsky.social
Being sure to lock my door before leaving the house so that no one comes in to steal my collection of avocado pits.
June 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
secretsandtea.bsky.social
@hexxarcana.bsky.social eeeeEEEeee! 💖💖💖
May 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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ani-obsessive.bsky.social
From: The Little Mermaid (1968), dir. Ivan Aksenchuk, Soyuzmultfilm
May 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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birdcom.bsky.social
This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend. the horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within.

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--sorry about those test messages that landed in your inbox! We were updating with some exciting new features 😄
raidercast.bsky.social Chris 🎬🎧 @raidercast.bsky.social · May 16
Thanks Microsoft Teams for that not-at-all-chilling message 😧
My Reminders This is the body. This is the the body. This is the body. T body. This is the body. This This is the body. This is the My Reminders Sorry about those test messages that landed in your inbox! We were updating Teams Reminder with some exciting new features, and our test cards accidentally went public. On the bright side, this gives me a perfect opportunity to share what we've been wor
May 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
secretsandtea.bsky.social
My favorite mid-life phenomenon thus far has been hesitating to wear eye makeup because occasionally air will inexplicably get trapped between my eyeball & my eyelid & the only way to get it out is by sliding a fingertip across my entire eyelid to restore the seal.
May 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
Albín Brunovský
Black and white art of a many-headed monster
April 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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lukelukeluke.bsky.social
If you’ve sent me a text and I didn’t respond please know that I didn’t forget you, you’ll live on in my subconscious as a vague sense of dread forever
May 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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indyfromspace.bsky.social
Girls can only have 2 dolls but boys can lose 4 F-18s in the Red Sea
May 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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galaxykate.bsky.social
A wizard contemplating his orb with the text of Nora’s wizard bot in it
May 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM