tinfoilLuke
@seeluketri.bsky.social
I'm not a slow triathlete I'm not a fast triathlete I'm a half-fast triathlete 70.3 x 9 140.6 x 2
It’s a banakin tree
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It’s a banakin tree
Now I want to come to your house and eat your sweet and savory pies
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Now I want to come to your house and eat your sweet and savory pies
Ah, she’s a man eater
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Ah, she’s a man eater
Nah man, I can’t go for that (no, no can do)
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Nah man, I can’t go for that (no, no can do)
Sir, this is an IHOP
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Sir, this is an IHOP
We had the “how are we all related, Hadley’s your first cousin once removed, his daughter Katy is your second cousin, &c” conversation 3 straight Christmases when I was in junior high, and now I’ll always know
October 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
We had the “how are we all related, Hadley’s your first cousin once removed, his daughter Katy is your second cousin, &c” conversation 3 straight Christmases when I was in junior high, and now I’ll always know
Those guys opened up for Iron Maiden at a concert I went to. They really kind of sucked.
October 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Those guys opened up for Iron Maiden at a concert I went to. They really kind of sucked.
I consistently amuse my self by pronouncing chilaquiles like it’s the name of a Greek hero
September 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I consistently amuse my self by pronouncing chilaquiles like it’s the name of a Greek hero
tfw the worst person you know makes a great point
a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers
ALT: a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers
media.tenor.com
August 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
tfw the worst person you know makes a great point
Rupert Murdoch getting defenestrated would be fine, actually
a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers
ALT: a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers
media.tenor.com
July 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Rupert Murdoch getting defenestrated would be fine, actually
Look, I’m just glad it’s not just me :D
July 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Look, I’m just glad it’s not just me :D
I had this same question - thanks for finding out for me
July 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I had this same question - thanks for finding out for me
My brain went here also
May 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My brain went here also
What if the plane is Air Force 1?
May 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
What if the plane is Air Force 1?
Yeah, but he was from last century
May 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Yeah, but he was from last century
The living embodiment of “amateurs study tactics, professional study logistics“
March 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The living embodiment of “amateurs study tactics, professional study logistics“