“Hello Nige, three more former Tory MPs are joining us”
“Fabulous, I feel another interview with Nick Ferrari coming on!”
“Erm…yes…well…”
“OH NO! Please don’t tell me one of them is Gullis?”

I find it very irritating when neighbours bring parcels for me, like ‘these sex toys from Temu have been in our hall for over an hour, they are disturbing our dog!’ I will collect them when I am good and ready.

No, no it isn’t!

I am pretty sure that is NOT Rod Stewart, but it is an easy mistake to make as we are not used to seeing Alan Sugar without his trademark beard.

My youngest son went to university in Newcastle. He could fly to Bristol and back three times a month to see his girlfriend for the price of one rail ticket.
Yes if he travelled Tuesday after 09:00 and came back Thursday the train was cheaper….

"A red box of broken promises"
"Will the last person to leave the oil industry please turn off the lights"
"Reeves Budget smashes tax records"
"Reeves launches a £26bn Budget tax raid"
#Newspapers #Frontpages #Headlines #UKbudget #RachelReeves