Selina 🍒
@seliseli.bsky.social
Hobbies include: Feeling guilty, wearing glasses, and coming of age
33/♌️
☀️ thosedemigods.com
🌜 TDextras.threadless.com
🌨️ twitter.com/seli
33/♌️
☀️ thosedemigods.com
🌜 TDextras.threadless.com
🌨️ twitter.com/seli
They should make Angel Trees for perfectly-titted mamacitas
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
They should make Angel Trees for perfectly-titted mamacitas
🎼 When the pee
Hits the string
Of your tampon dangling
That’s 💞 traumatic 💞
Hits the string
Of your tampon dangling
That’s 💞 traumatic 💞
December 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
🎼 When the pee
Hits the string
Of your tampon dangling
That’s 💞 traumatic 💞
Hits the string
Of your tampon dangling
That’s 💞 traumatic 💞
It's that time of year again! 🖤
Shop the Black Friday sale now through 12/1 for 15% off all jewelry (including mask chains for my #covidconscious crowd), as well as discounts on all kinds of other witchy accessories!
🪐 thosedemigods.com 🪐
#witchsky #smallbusiness #etsy
Shop the Black Friday sale now through 12/1 for 15% off all jewelry (including mask chains for my #covidconscious crowd), as well as discounts on all kinds of other witchy accessories!
🪐 thosedemigods.com 🪐
#witchsky #smallbusiness #etsy
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It's that time of year again! 🖤
Shop the Black Friday sale now through 12/1 for 15% off all jewelry (including mask chains for my #covidconscious crowd), as well as discounts on all kinds of other witchy accessories!
🪐 thosedemigods.com 🪐
#witchsky #smallbusiness #etsy
Shop the Black Friday sale now through 12/1 for 15% off all jewelry (including mask chains for my #covidconscious crowd), as well as discounts on all kinds of other witchy accessories!
🪐 thosedemigods.com 🪐
#witchsky #smallbusiness #etsy
Nothing like the World Market Golden Nutcracker Scavenger Hunt to bring out your true nature. (Broke and embarrassed to be seen trying)
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Nothing like the World Market Golden Nutcracker Scavenger Hunt to bring out your true nature. (Broke and embarrassed to be seen trying)
Watching Andor as someone who knows nothing about Star Wars (other than the fact that Baby Yoda is my son), and guys... the Empire is, like, really bad.
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Watching Andor as someone who knows nothing about Star Wars (other than the fact that Baby Yoda is my son), and guys... the Empire is, like, really bad.
I want off this planet immediately.
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I want off this planet immediately.
We need to rethink who gets to go first on planes. I vote for people who can order food with “cheeky” names at restaurants straight-faced
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
We need to rethink who gets to go first on planes. I vote for people who can order food with “cheeky” names at restaurants straight-faced
Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch.
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch.
Wow wow woww Jesus Christ the new Lily Allen album is so good. Volcel autumn is 1,000% ON, baby
October 29, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Wow wow woww Jesus Christ the new Lily Allen album is so good. Volcel autumn is 1,000% ON, baby
Rosalía has that same spark in her that Beyoncé has
October 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Rosalía has that same spark in her that Beyoncé has
Reading the morning Monistat droppings like tea leaves 🍃💕
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Reading the morning Monistat droppings like tea leaves 🍃💕
If I could go back to any time, it'd be this summer with a copy of Midnight Sun. #eurosummer
October 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If I could go back to any time, it'd be this summer with a copy of Midnight Sun. #eurosummer
Whew, these seven albums (Included TLOP) are just as good as I remembered. 😮💨 Incel autumn?
Revisiting Kanye's music for the first time in years, working backwards from Yeezus, and it physically hurts. 15 seconds into "Lost in the World," and I wanna dieeeee.
October 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Whew, these seven albums (Included TLOP) are just as good as I remembered. 😮💨 Incel autumn?
When a millennial dies, the last thing they see is that website where you had to keep Kanye from getting into his Zone
October 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
When a millennial dies, the last thing they see is that website where you had to keep Kanye from getting into his Zone
Revisiting Kanye's music for the first time in years, working backwards from Yeezus, and it physically hurts. 15 seconds into "Lost in the World," and I wanna dieeeee.
October 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Revisiting Kanye's music for the first time in years, working backwards from Yeezus, and it physically hurts. 15 seconds into "Lost in the World," and I wanna dieeeee.
If you know of any former creepy girls who have Found God or whatever and want to get rid of their Spooky Town collections, connect me, please 🤞🏼
September 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
If you know of any former creepy girls who have Found God or whatever and want to get rid of their Spooky Town collections, connect me, please 🤞🏼
she was a fairy 🧚🏼🏵️🌱🧡🌸
September 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
she was a fairy 🧚🏼🏵️🌱🧡🌸
Found a job that’s perfect for me… that requires an almost two-hour bus commute
September 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Found a job that’s perfect for me… that requires an almost two-hour bus commute
I'm throwing a birthday sale! 🍾🪅🥳
In honor of my upcoming 33rd(!!!) bday, all items in my Etsy shop are 12% off now through August 12. This will be my last sale until Black Friday, so if you're into the witchy and/or kitschy, now's the best time to buy!
thosedemigods.com
#witchsky #covidconscious
In honor of my upcoming 33rd(!!!) bday, all items in my Etsy shop are 12% off now through August 12. This will be my last sale until Black Friday, so if you're into the witchy and/or kitschy, now's the best time to buy!
thosedemigods.com
#witchsky #covidconscious
August 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'm throwing a birthday sale! 🍾🪅🥳
In honor of my upcoming 33rd(!!!) bday, all items in my Etsy shop are 12% off now through August 12. This will be my last sale until Black Friday, so if you're into the witchy and/or kitschy, now's the best time to buy!
thosedemigods.com
#witchsky #covidconscious
In honor of my upcoming 33rd(!!!) bday, all items in my Etsy shop are 12% off now through August 12. This will be my last sale until Black Friday, so if you're into the witchy and/or kitschy, now's the best time to buy!
thosedemigods.com
#witchsky #covidconscious
“as above, so below”
The latest result of my most recent burst of creative energy. (I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love!):
#witchsky #whimsigoth #handmade
The latest result of my most recent burst of creative energy. (I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love!):
#witchsky #whimsigoth #handmade
July 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“as above, so below”
The latest result of my most recent burst of creative energy. (I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love!):
#witchsky #whimsigoth #handmade
The latest result of my most recent burst of creative energy. (I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love!):
#witchsky #whimsigoth #handmade
Paul Thomas Anderson using a Beyoncé song in the trailer for his new movie… My version of angel numbers.
July 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Paul Thomas Anderson using a Beyoncé song in the trailer for his new movie… My version of angel numbers.
💫 songs are spells 💫
A new earring design for my songwriters. 🤎🌜🪽 Keep making that magic.
thosedemigods.com
#smallbusiness #whimsigoth #witchsky
A new earring design for my songwriters. 🤎🌜🪽 Keep making that magic.
thosedemigods.com
#smallbusiness #whimsigoth #witchsky
July 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
💫 songs are spells 💫
A new earring design for my songwriters. 🤎🌜🪽 Keep making that magic.
thosedemigods.com
#smallbusiness #whimsigoth #witchsky
A new earring design for my songwriters. 🤎🌜🪽 Keep making that magic.
thosedemigods.com
#smallbusiness #whimsigoth #witchsky
Only those pure of heart will understand that Princess of Power is the album of the year.
July 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Only those pure of heart will understand that Princess of Power is the album of the year.
The only morally correct use of AI is bringing my And Just Like That... fanfiction to life.
July 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The only morally correct use of AI is bringing my And Just Like That... fanfiction to life.