@senator-vreenak.bsky.social
I'm a faaake! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a shuttle to catch.
Trump: Hey, Kash--your jacket is in the back room. Yeah, right through this door.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway in a wood paneled room .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway in a wood paneled room .
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December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Trump: Hey, Kash--your jacket is in the back room. Yeah, right through this door.
Does he think "alien" means extraterrestrial? Kinda like he doesn't know the difference between asylum in immigration and mental health?
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Does he think "alien" means extraterrestrial? Kinda like he doesn't know the difference between asylum in immigration and mental health?
There is only do or do not
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
There is only do or do not
Or "VEE-hicle". 🙄
Just say car. Or truck. Or van. Unless you really don't know. Otherwise, it just looks like you are a lazy asshole who just copied and pasted your lies from one report into another, and you couldn't even be bothered to come up with all new lies.
Just say car. Or truck. Or van. Unless you really don't know. Otherwise, it just looks like you are a lazy asshole who just copied and pasted your lies from one report into another, and you couldn't even be bothered to come up with all new lies.
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Or "VEE-hicle". 🙄
Just say car. Or truck. Or van. Unless you really don't know. Otherwise, it just looks like you are a lazy asshole who just copied and pasted your lies from one report into another, and you couldn't even be bothered to come up with all new lies.
Just say car. Or truck. Or van. Unless you really don't know. Otherwise, it just looks like you are a lazy asshole who just copied and pasted your lies from one report into another, and you couldn't even be bothered to come up with all new lies.
Don't tell me you lost another tanker?
a man in a suit and tie sits at a desk in a room .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie sits at a desk in a room .
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December 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Don't tell me you lost another tanker?
Chief, you gotta stop talking to Odo when you're doing mushrooms, man.
"The only way to understand a rock is to be a rock" is fine if you're a shape-shifter, but can we leave that talk to your late-night musings and keep the plumbing about pipes?
No? Ok. Yeah, yeah. I'm putting on my poop suit.
"The only way to understand a rock is to be a rock" is fine if you're a shape-shifter, but can we leave that talk to your late-night musings and keep the plumbing about pipes?
No? Ok. Yeah, yeah. I'm putting on my poop suit.
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Chief, you gotta stop talking to Odo when you're doing mushrooms, man.
"The only way to understand a rock is to be a rock" is fine if you're a shape-shifter, but can we leave that talk to your late-night musings and keep the plumbing about pipes?
No? Ok. Yeah, yeah. I'm putting on my poop suit.
"The only way to understand a rock is to be a rock" is fine if you're a shape-shifter, but can we leave that talk to your late-night musings and keep the plumbing about pipes?
No? Ok. Yeah, yeah. I'm putting on my poop suit.
There was at least an hour and a half of light where I live. I know because I was shoveling for all of it.
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
There was at least an hour and a half of light where I live. I know because I was shoveling for all of it.
Ah, yes. I flirted briefly with a career in entertainment.
That show was where I came up with my famous catchphrase.
That show was where I came up with my famous catchphrase.
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Ah, yes. I flirted briefly with a career in entertainment.
That show was where I came up with my famous catchphrase.
That show was where I came up with my famous catchphrase.
Silkwood it is!
a group of yellow cartoon characters are standing around a large yellow container .
Alt: a group of yellow cartoon characters are standing around a large yellow shower stall.
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November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Silkwood it is!
How dirty? Are we talking Silkwood decontamination shower or Mr. Bubbles and lavender scent with a helpful bath valet? I need to know what to program the holosuite for.
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
How dirty? Are we talking Silkwood decontamination shower or Mr. Bubbles and lavender scent with a helpful bath valet? I need to know what to program the holosuite for.
Hawkgirl likes this
a woman in a superhero costume is eating something out of a bowl .
Alt: a woman in a superhero costume is eating something out of a bowl .
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November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Hawkgirl likes this
And now I see on one side of "FUN ZONE" you have written "Mr. Mojo rising", and on the other you have written, "I am the Lizard King! I can do anything!"?
What was in that coffee? Can you get caffeine poisoning by soaking in coffee?
And where did you get a karaoke microphone?
What was in that coffee? Can you get caffeine poisoning by soaking in coffee?
And where did you get a karaoke microphone?
a man singing into a microphone with the words " i 'm gonna love you till the heaven stops the rain "
Alt: a man singing into a microphone with the words " i 'm gonna love you till the heaven stops the rain "
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November 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
And now I see on one side of "FUN ZONE" you have written "Mr. Mojo rising", and on the other you have written, "I am the Lizard King! I can do anything!"?
What was in that coffee? Can you get caffeine poisoning by soaking in coffee?
And where did you get a karaoke microphone?
What was in that coffee? Can you get caffeine poisoning by soaking in coffee?
And where did you get a karaoke microphone?
Just wait until the weekend
looks like we 'll be doin some donuts with a truck driving in the snow
ALT: looks like we 'll be doin some donuts with a truck driving in the snow
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November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Just wait until the weekend
I expected them to say, "Hello, Cleveland!"
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I expected them to say, "Hello, Cleveland!"