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He/they, 32, I like rats and sylveons. I also like vore (and will repost it a lot) so 18+. I also like video games so there's that too. Sometimes I stream at https://www.twitch.tv/itspronouncedsilver
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seolfyr.bsky.social
I basically talk about two things: vore, and meandering essays where I hopelessly overanalyze game design.

Sincerest apologies to anyone who follows me for one and receives the other.
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thatlewdcario.bsky.social
Happy 8/8 yall!!
Have a snake indulging themselves with a meal~ 🐍⚡

#vore #VoreDay
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jaybat11.bsky.social
I actually cannot believe how bad Twitter has gotten
Here’s a WIP animation from earlier that I want to finish!
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seolfyr.bsky.social
Fun backstory on this is that I drew the entire thing in an overcaffeinated fugue state and passed out for 2 hours as soon as it was done, and also it calls to me like the green goblin mask
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seolfyr.bsky.social
Ok so like I kept going with that-
seolfyr.bsky.social
Ok so like I kept going with that-
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warlocksburrow.bsky.social
I'mtoldit'sBraixenday?
So here's one, belonging to @sableargyle.bsky.social
seolfyr.bsky.social
Acquired random urge to sketch

Does this look like the face of mercy
Rat character performing unhinged side-eyed grin
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tcsrjx.bsky.social
would u accept his offer? :3
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aftermoles.bsky.social
#MoleMumble
Tbh, I *hate* the companies can be so deeply unserious about job openings.

Aggregators like Indeed should honestly BBB that shit - if they don't respond to people at all, flag them for ghosting and lower their score; if they don't interview anyone, flag them as possible frauds.
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seolfyr.bsky.social
The good news is it's been review bombed down to like 1 star, so hey, good luck pitching your 1 star app to any big investors.
seolfyr.bsky.social
The good news is I figured out where to go and the bad news is it was deepnest but the better news is I'm pretty sure I don't have to go back there anymore :3
seolfyr.bsky.social
It is time once again to Hollow the Knight until I become sleepy enough to stop

This time I'm well and truly lost so and I refuse to look anything up so it's time for good ol' fashioned directionless wandering

www.twitch.tv/itspronounce...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
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eclairscollection.bsky.social
It's not wise to let someone make wishes on an empty stomach...

[Commission]
a pokemon vore comic
panel 1: a buizel and zorua are making their way through a cave. the buizel is looking through their bag and complaining, "uhg, i'm so hungry! i can't believe you ate all the food already..." their zorua partner says, "shh! i think we found it.
panel 2: the chibi head of a jirachi is shown in the top corner of the panel, saying, "two more? kay, what do you want?" the zorua begins to say, "oh, we wish for pokecoins" but is interrupted by the buizel, who points at her and shouts, "i want her to be inside my stomach!" 
panel 3: the jirachi holds up a hand and says, "sure." teleporting the zorua into the buizel's stomach. the buizel blushes as her stomach abruptly expands, burping slightly. 
panel 4: the buizel begins walking home, patting her squirming stomach as an internal shows the zorua complaining and struggling.
panels 5 and 6: the buizel says to someone off-screen, "we found the jirachi! urp... her wish was to help me evolve. urp... though, i don't think she'll be coming back from that dungeon..." the buizel burps, spitting up her partner's guild badge.
seolfyr.bsky.social
When there's something bun
In your neighborhood
seolfyr.bsky.social
My unironic favorite thing about the whole "edgy antihero" phase of media, was that I really love to see a well written antihero. I love a character who's prickly, unpleasant, angry at the world, and is still portrayed as a fundamentally good person who can make a positive impact
rewhan.bsky.social
Even Mr. Rogers – FRED ROGERS – believed in righteous anger. Sadly I can't find the quote now for the life of me, but it went something to the effect of:

'its a beautiful thing that we get angry about the things we care about; how else can we be motivated to protect them?'
alixeharrow.bsky.social
reminder that you can be the gentlest, kindest person--you can dedicate your life to protecting the planet!--and still keep a little list of people you fucking hate. it's okay to be angry! anger is a symptom of giving a shit!
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seolfyr.bsky.social
Inside of you there are two wolves, and frankly those are some rookie numbers. Eat more wolves
seolfyr.bsky.social
Inside of you there are two wolves, and frankly those are some rookie numbers. Eat more wolves
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