Pinned
Reposted by zach
this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
Reposted by zach
Pack it up, folks that’s it for the construction industry
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Pack it up, folks that’s it for the construction industry
Reposted by zach
at 1.4k followers I'll meow at you all
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
at 1.4k followers I'll meow at you all
Reposted by zach
The wound inflicted into Jesus’s side was often depicted as a pussy or birth canal, as with his death he gave birth to the church.
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The wound inflicted into Jesus’s side was often depicted as a pussy or birth canal, as with his death he gave birth to the church.
Reposted by zach
i am a princess
the church should give ME ten percent of THEIR income
the church should give ME ten percent of THEIR income
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
i am a princess
the church should give ME ten percent of THEIR income
the church should give ME ten percent of THEIR income
Reposted by zach
Reposted by zach
Cheez/it pronouns
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Cheez/it pronouns
Reposted by zach
boyfriends been busy with work today
and I haven't gotten like barely any attn
and it's been so hard and I've
I've been so brave but ugh😖
.............................
ATTENTIONNNNN fuckinGIMMEEEE😭
and I haven't gotten like barely any attn
and it's been so hard and I've
I've been so brave but ugh😖
.............................
ATTENTIONNNNN fuckinGIMMEEEE😭
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
boyfriends been busy with work today
and I haven't gotten like barely any attn
and it's been so hard and I've
I've been so brave but ugh😖
.............................
ATTENTIONNNNN fuckinGIMMEEEE😭
and I haven't gotten like barely any attn
and it's been so hard and I've
I've been so brave but ugh😖
.............................
ATTENTIONNNNN fuckinGIMMEEEE😭
Reposted by zach
restaurant depot wrapped just dropped, restart your app if you don't see it yet
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
restaurant depot wrapped just dropped, restart your app if you don't see it yet
Reposted by zach
helps to think about the details like any regular crime you'd see on one of the 800 cop shows that run on TV constantly: these guys committed one set of murders, thought it over, and then decided to kill the witnesses as part of the coverup. mention of drugs is just jingling keys at this point
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
helps to think about the details like any regular crime you'd see on one of the 800 cop shows that run on TV constantly: these guys committed one set of murders, thought it over, and then decided to kill the witnesses as part of the coverup. mention of drugs is just jingling keys at this point
Reposted by zach
Reposted by zach
they're trying to kill me for my smalldick tgirl swag
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
they're trying to kill me for my smalldick tgirl swag
oh sick im having nightmares again this rules i love this i missed them so much i love not sleeping a ha ha
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 AM
oh sick im having nightmares again this rules i love this i missed them so much i love not sleeping a ha ha
Reposted by zach
god I really need to make an online portfolio, huh
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
god I really need to make an online portfolio, huh
Reposted by zach
gofund.me/61ed43533
Please share!
Seeking $1,244 to get out of $150 overdraft, give my roommate about a month to find a new roommate, pay my rent balance, phone bill & put my possessions into storage. Even if you don't have the means to help financially, spreading the word is a big boost!
:)
Please share!
Seeking $1,244 to get out of $150 overdraft, give my roommate about a month to find a new roommate, pay my rent balance, phone bill & put my possessions into storage. Even if you don't have the means to help financially, spreading the word is a big boost!
:)
December 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
gofund.me/61ed43533
Please share!
Seeking $1,244 to get out of $150 overdraft, give my roommate about a month to find a new roommate, pay my rent balance, phone bill & put my possessions into storage. Even if you don't have the means to help financially, spreading the word is a big boost!
:)
Please share!
Seeking $1,244 to get out of $150 overdraft, give my roommate about a month to find a new roommate, pay my rent balance, phone bill & put my possessions into storage. Even if you don't have the means to help financially, spreading the word is a big boost!
:)
very funny to make a new account for ban-evading and the first thing you do is block me lol
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
very funny to make a new account for ban-evading and the first thing you do is block me lol
Reposted by zach
good meowrning,
say it back if u meow w me like that
say it back if u meow w me like that
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
good meowrning,
say it back if u meow w me like that
say it back if u meow w me like that
Reposted by zach
we choose to fuck an oomfie in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because we are hard
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
we choose to fuck an oomfie in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because we are hard
a very wise man once said, "why have one bowl of soup, when you could have two?"
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
a very wise man once said, "why have one bowl of soup, when you could have two?"
Reposted by zach
putting one present under ur tree(dead bird) and taking one ornament with me
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
putting one present under ur tree(dead bird) and taking one ornament with me
Reposted by zach
IM JUST REALIZING (after having it pointed out to me) THAT IT SAYS PRINCESS ON MY COLLAR JUST LIKE MY IRL COLLAR
ty @emmaline.spills.wine ur the best artist to ever art an art!
ty @emmaline.spills.wine ur the best artist to ever art an art!
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
IM JUST REALIZING (after having it pointed out to me) THAT IT SAYS PRINCESS ON MY COLLAR JUST LIKE MY IRL COLLAR
ty @emmaline.spills.wine ur the best artist to ever art an art!
ty @emmaline.spills.wine ur the best artist to ever art an art!
Reposted by zach
they call me Bigtitties McCleanBong on account of how I keep my bong clean
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
they call me Bigtitties McCleanBong on account of how I keep my bong clean
i miss my girlfriend :(
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 AM
i miss my girlfriend :(
Reposted by zach
