Seth English
@sethenglish.bsky.social
To my wife and all my sweethearts…may they never meet
Buddy’s out here looking like he’s got jaundice just picking fights
Reporter: You said he would have no problem with releasing the full video of that strike on September 2nd
Trump: I didn’t say that. This is ABC fake news. Whatever Hegseth decides is ok with me… Let me just tell you, you are an obnoxious reporter. Actually, a terrible reporter.
Trump: I didn’t say that. This is ABC fake news. Whatever Hegseth decides is ok with me… Let me just tell you, you are an obnoxious reporter. Actually, a terrible reporter.
December 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Buddy’s out here looking like he’s got jaundice just picking fights
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The President of the United States unilaterally levied a tax on all of us and is redistributing our taxes to a core segment of his supporters.
Trump: "I'm delighted to announce this afternoon that the US will be taking a small portion of the hundreds of billions of dollars we receive in tariffs ... and we're going to be giving and providing it to the farmers in economic assistance. We love our farmers. The farmers like me ... $12 billion"
December 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The President of the United States unilaterally levied a tax on all of us and is redistributing our taxes to a core segment of his supporters.
It’s God punishing me for enjoying one season of football.
Sim to end of season time for the Commanders. Just about everything that could go wrong has.
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It’s God punishing me for enjoying one season of football.
Burn the org to the ground and salt it
The management of injured players this year has been terrible. I don't know if that's a medical staff thing or coaching or a mix. But they seem to have no feeling for if a guy is ready or not.
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Burn the org to the ground and salt it
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They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
This is an Andrew Kittredge stat
Highest strikeout rate in second half, min 25 IP:
Mason Miller: 51.1%
Devin Williams: 39.3%
Jeremiah Estrada: 38.4%
Andrew Kittredge: 38.3%
Edwin Diaz: 38.1%
Mason Miller: 51.1%
Devin Williams: 39.3%
Jeremiah Estrada: 38.4%
Andrew Kittredge: 38.3%
Edwin Diaz: 38.1%
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This is an Andrew Kittredge stat
Eye of the Beholder, Time Enough at Last, The Monsters are Due on Maple Street
What are your top 3 Twilight Zone episodes?
a young boy in a striped shirt is pointing his finger
Alt: a young boy in a striped shirt is pointing his finger
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Eye of the Beholder, Time Enough at Last, The Monsters are Due on Maple Street
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Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
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woke is back baby awouu
Mamdani hypnotized Trump, MTG resigned, woke 2 rises
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
woke is back baby awouu
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Sorry guys universe is splitting open starting today
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Sorry guys universe is splitting open starting today
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“Things happen,” like being sawed into pieces while still having a pulse.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
“Things happen,” like being sawed into pieces while still having a pulse.
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i did NOT expect this ending
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i did NOT expect this ending
Dolph Ziggler’s theme still hits like crazy. Very fun to see him on Raw again.
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Dolph Ziggler’s theme still hits like crazy. Very fun to see him on Raw again.
Cut Matt Gay for yelling near Tress Way
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Cut Matt Gay for yelling near Tress Way
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People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
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Defending Elon for not donating to charity by pointing out how he doesn’t donate to charity
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Defending Elon for not donating to charity by pointing out how he doesn’t donate to charity
Led Zeppelin and The Doors no problem
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Led Zeppelin and The Doors no problem
If Curtis Sliwa had dropped out of the AL MVP race, Cal Raleigh could’ve won.
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If Curtis Sliwa had dropped out of the AL MVP race, Cal Raleigh could’ve won.
Trump unironically doing the ICP bit is fucking taking me out man
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Trump unironically doing the ICP bit is fucking taking me out man
Hell yeah
Every RedZone break is either the Rams scoring or the Seahawks scoring
November 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hell yeah
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OMG. The site is literally called the Dunning Kruger Times.
With a “WOW!,” President Trump posts a claim about DOGE and “royalties linked to Obamacare” that originated on a satirical website. That site’s own About section reads: “Everything on this website is fiction… If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined.”
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
OMG. The site is literally called the Dunning Kruger Times.
Make Argentina Great Again?
$40 billion to Argentina. No Epstein files. Record-high prices. No SNAP funding. Health premiums to spike. Threats of war against multiple nations.
MAGA!
MAGA!
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Make Argentina Great Again?
Can Schumer be recalled
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Can Schumer be recalled
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